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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 828/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Ok, so, today... very embarrassing... I was like, walking around, and I had to take my little cousin (who's 7) to the movies. He wanted to see Scooby Doo 2 or something like that. So, I get the tickets and all... and then we go in the theater. He wants candy, that little UUUUURGGGGHH!!!!  [<--censored]So, we stand in line behind... a hot chick... and she's... hot... and so... naturally... I "grow" if you will...  Unfortunately for me... little Anthony (that's his name) has no clue what it is that I am doing looking at a hot chick and "growing"....  So... he, almost terrified, says "Whoa! Andrew! You have a stick in your pants!" Chick looks at me, laughs... and... I'm fucking embarrassed!  Moral of the story... start teaching the basics of health class and sex ed to kids at age 3. Anyone else had embarrassing shit like this happen to em recently? |
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paradox Spike Level: 41  Posts: 483/703 EXP: 455239 For next: 24906 Since: 03-16-04 From: usa Since last post: 40 days Last activity: 25 days |
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| haha very funny, i wouldent want to be in your pants lol thank god that never did or will happen to me. im just glad i only go to the movies with my girlfriend who i think is the most beautiful person alive |
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Chickenlump Level: 41  Posts: 152/722 EXP: 474192 For next: 5953 Since: 03-15-04 From: Columbia City Indiana Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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| Well, if it make you feel any better... *points and laughs* *wipes tears out of eyes* I never go out of my house unless I absolutely have to, so situations like that never 'arise'. XD You did flog him later, right? |
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tinzeee Permaban Repeated warnings and bannings about stupidity Level: 38  Posts: 259/618 EXP: 369695 For next: 752 Since: 04-02-04 From: Australia - Sydney Since last post: 553 days Last activity: 339 days |
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I can't say that nothing like that has happened to me Funny though  I have run into a poll before  >poll = stick< |
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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 832/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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Originally posted by Chickenlump He's 7, and he's my cousin... How badly do you think I could get away with treating him... it's not his fault his parents never told him that in a few years he'd be popping boners.  Perhaps I should teach him sometime soon... EDIT: also, never try taking your cousin to a movie he wants to see just because you're forced to... then shit like this won't happen. (edited by Mighty Kefka on 04-13-04 08:37 PM) |
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Felix Nipper Plant Level: 33 Posts: 126/422 EXP: 208347 For next: 20832 Since: 04-03-04 From: Canada Since last post: 224 days Last activity: 6 days |
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| Haha! Best thing I've read all day. I swear, I'll resist the urge to tease. Well, I can think of one thing something along those lines. I was going to some sort of an event one night where costumes were to be required. I don't think it wasa Holloween thing, but maybe... Anyhow, I was at a friends house, and she and I were trying to think of something for me to throw together to wear. At some point, I ended up trying on a pink dress, just for the fun of it. She gave me a hug, and was about to tell me how feminine I looked, when... well, see above. So all she ended up doing was giggling madly. I guess it was kinda funny, but I certainly wasn't capable of thinking so until I'd gotten changed out of that thing. Moral of the story? Don't wear dresses. Ever. |
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Chickenlump Level: 41 Posts: 154/722 EXP: 474192 For next: 5953 Since: 03-15-04 From: Columbia City Indiana Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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| Honestly, I don't recall 'rising' in any public place before. 0_0 Maybe it's just me, but it doesn't happen. Now that I know of this phoenomenom, I'll be afraid when I shop, thinking how everyone next to me is "popping boners". OMG...did I just type that? XD |
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Toxic in a sublime state of mind Level: 75  Posts: 799/2857 EXP: 3732709 For next: 94195 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 8 hours |
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| There's nothing funny here....I feel for ya man. What did the chick say after that? Anything? |
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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 838/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Nope, Toxic, she just laughed her ass off and went off. |
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16BT Ninji Level: 25  Posts: 122/233 EXP: 86850 For next: 2770 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 26 days Last activity: 8 days |
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| Better in your pants than in your mouth, if it makes you feel somewhat better. | |||
KATW King Yoshi "If you stare at something long enough, it can be funny." Level: 86  Posts: 366/3959 EXP: 6087979 For next: 54128 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| Sometimes, 7 year olds can be a little TOO honest Trust me, I have cousins that age.... Thank goodness that hasn't happened to me, I dont think I need something else added on top of my "list" |
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Colleen Administrator Level: 136 Posts: 886/11302 EXP: 29369328 For next: 727587 Since: 03-15-04 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| I think we've all done that... In any event, mine usually... you know... don't "stick" out like a sore thumb.  |
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Felix Nipper Plant Level: 33 Posts: 129/422 EXP: 208347 For next: 20832 Since: 04-03-04 From: Canada Since last post: 224 days Last activity: 6 days |
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Originally posted by Colleen Well, that's imagery! *cringe* EDIT: I, personally, was referring to having a sore thumb for a penis. (edited by Felix on 04-14-04 01:23 AM) |
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Kefka Indefinitely Unbanned Level: 81 Posts: 848/3392 EXP: 4826208 For next: 166641 Since: 03-15-04 From: Pomona, CALIFORNIA BABY! Since last post: 4 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Colleen, are you trying to say that you are challenged in the field of youknowwhat size? | |||
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Mel (USER WAS TOTALLY AWESOME FOR THIS POST) Level: 47  Posts: 160/991 EXP: 762490 For next: 3713 Since: 03-15-04 From: secure tripcodes are for jerks Since last post: 17 min. Last activity: 16 min. |
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| Moral of the Story: MELVIN WEARS LOOSE PANTS | |||
Weasel Missionary in PeruLevel: 34  Posts: 176/454 EXP: 236444 For next: 17207 Since: 03-15-04 From: Washington Since last post: 467 days Last activity: 339 days |
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Originally posted by ColleenMost of us don't have cousins that will point it out though. And yes, Melvin is right. Wear loose pants  |
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Kario In Possession of a Stolen Shovel Level: 65 Posts: 266/2082 EXP: 2321379 For next: 14249 Since: 03-15-04 From: Texas... Yeehaw! Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 17 hours |
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| Well, last year at a debate tournament, my parter decided to play "Make a guy nervous" Weird game, she basically sees how close she can get to touching the wang before you go OK STOP or push her away. I just sat there, bam. I didn't give up and neither did she. But my friend did, he gave up and she jumped. Then she said "We have 5 minutes to get to our next round. Crap, grab our briefcase, use it as a shield, and walk to the room. THat was awkward. | |||
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Old Zem Level: 27 Posts: 161/260 EXP: 102369 For next: 13790 Since: 03-16-04 Since last post: 213 days Last activity: 203 days |
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I made you an award. It may also be awarded later in your honor. |
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Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 1068/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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| *is glad that he don't have any young cousins * I usually becomes excited at the wrong moments, I can be around hot chicks without getting excited. But sometimes in school i'm so bored that I think on "sexual" things... now then I have problem getting ride of the sexual thoughts.  Cute story BTW Mighty Kefka. |
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Slash Dafter Kodondo Level: 38  Posts: 53/584 EXP: 338934 For next: 31513 Since: 04-04-04 From: E. Millinocket, ME Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 9 hours |
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Originally posted by Kitten Yiffer Same problem. (edited by Slash Dafter on 04-14-04 06:18 AM) |
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