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Grey the Stampede

Don't mess with powers you don't understand.

And yes. That means donuts.
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Posted on 08-06-05 09:29 AM Link | Quote
Grey can be seen setting tables left and right in the Sim Battle Auditorium and Cafeteria... Fresh off of the wedding of a pair of his roleplaying characters, it seems as though Jarukoth will be celebrating his birthday, as well. There was so much work to be done, and so little time to do it... Who knew when Jarukoth would see the board next? Grey had to be quick.

Grey: "Let's see now... katana party favors, whackaninja machine, birthday cake..."

He looks to the rather large birthday cake... Suddenly, the top of it is lifted up and opened, and Mortal Kombat's Mileena pops out, beginning to sing in a very sultry voice.

Mileena: "Happy Birthday, Mr. Jarukoth..."

Grey: "No, no, not yet! Get back in there, I'll give you the signal!"

Her face falls a bit and she nods, ducking back inside of the cake, which repairs itself the moment Grey snaps his fingers at it. He turns his attention to the large ice sculpture of Kakashi that he had ordered from the Modern Art Department, and ensures that the AC focused on it will keep it cool enough to at least stay a little bit before the party begins and it doubtlessly starts to melt. He had admired their handiwork: Kakashi was in perfect Chidori pose, right down to the very bolts of icy electricity that circulated around an equally icy hand. Brilliance, sheer brilliance.

"Eh? Oh, some of the guests are beginning to arrive..."

Grey walked over to the door of the SBA&C, and eagerly awaited the arrival of those who wanted to wish Jarukoth a happy 19th...
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Posted on 08-06-05 09:45 AM Link | Quote
Well I can't compete with Grey... but happy birthday Jarukoth! (tempted to type Jakuroth, but I won't. ) Hope it was a good one!
*throws cake*
fabio

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Posted on 08-06-05 10:30 AM Link | Quote
Alright, cake!! Happy birthday, Jarukoth. Hope you have a good one. Now if you don't mind, I'll be taking some of your cake.
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Posted on 08-06-05 10:39 AM Link | Quote
Happy brithday man, have fun, flip out and kill people.
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Posted on 08-06-05 10:46 AM Link | Quote
Happy birthday! Now go up to Canada and get drunk!
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Posted on 08-06-05 02:00 PM Link | Quote
Yeah, happy-day- late b-day. I hope you got all the alcohol you wanted to in your system and all the cake and all that birthday stuff plus the presents .
Jarukoth


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Posted on 08-06-05 11:18 PM Link | Quote
Wow. The most I got in past years was just a nice PM from Anya.

In all seriousness, my birthday is actually tomorrow. My birthday was marked as today for some reason, and I honestly don't know why it was. Typo maybe?

In any case, Thanks for all your kind words, early or otherwise. It really means a lot.

The rest of the room is dead silent, as if waiting for something...

...You may eat the cake now.
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Posted on 08-07-05 01:52 AM Link | Quote
A lot of people's birthdays got screwed up and were put back a day, actually.

Also... But... Naruto sucks =/


(edited by Kyouji Craw on 08-17-05 02:03 PM)
KATW

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Posted on 08-07-05 03:28 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Jarukoth
...You may eat the cake now.
CAKE!!!!! *Jumps at the cake, but an anvil falls and stops me.*

You people need to stop hurting me when my inhale reflex kicks in... *Glare*

Gives Jarukoth cookies

Happy delayed birthday.
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Posted on 08-07-05 04:42 AM Link | Quote
Happy Birthday!
Grey the Stampede

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Posted on 08-07-05 05:36 AM Link | Quote
Grey: "Ok, Mileena, hit it!"

The cake bursts open, and the scantily-clad Mortal Kombat character pops out, brandishing her fans in all their fan-y glory.

Mileena: "Happy Birthday, Mr. Jarukoth...
Happy Birthday, Mr. Jarukoth...
Happy Birthday, Mr. Jarukoth...
Happy Birthday, to you..."

The rest of the party cheers as Grey snaps his fingers. A thunderclap can be heard, and seconds later Mileena is nothing but a smoking crater. In her place is a massive, much, much bigger than before birthday cake with 19 candles on it, each one in the shape of a separate character from Naruto. At the top is, of course, a wax representation of Ninja-Jarukoth himself, posed in the execution phase of his Rasengan attack.

Grey: "Right, let's eat!"
Jarukoth


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Posted on 08-07-05 06:13 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kyouji Craw
A lot of people's birthdays got screwed up and were put back a day, actually.



Oh. I thought I just blacked out one day when I was editing my profile.

Originally posted by Kyouji Craw
Also... But... Naruto sucks =/



Contrary to popular belief, there is more to me than just Naruto. I consider myself to be a man of many interests. Naruto just happens to be one of them that I admit to liking, and Grey knows this. Nothing wrong with a little fun on your birthday, right?

*looks at the Mileena Cake* Real nice touch there, Grey. How much did that one cost you?

Grey the Stampede

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Posted on 08-07-05 06:20 AM Link | Quote
Shhh, don't tell Teddylot or Cpubasic13, but it pretty much put the SB arena budget in the negatives for about the next six months.
Jarukoth


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Posted on 08-07-05 06:49 AM Link | Quote
Ouch. You know those arenas are going to need repairs by the tournament...

All six of Jarukoth's fictional characters, Jarukoth, Ada, Shino, Nimue, Khrone, and Kari, walk into the room, taking a brief look around the room before striding to thier master...

Oh, hey guys! Glad you could make it...Whoop! Almost forgot to put the nametags on...

User J: "...There. So what's up?"

Jarukoth: "We...need to talk."

User J: "Look, if it's about not inviting you, I really didn't know about this until just now, so..."

Ada: "Oh, that's nothing. Who was the genius with the Mileena Cake idea?!? Next thing I know, that Tarkatan...SLUT... is taking my place in the post layout? WHAT. THE. HELL."

User J: "Whoa! I never said this was permenant! Besides, the cake wasn't..."

Ada: "I still don't..."

Kari: "CAKE! WHOOOOOO!"

Kari forcefully blows past everyone to get to the cake, quickly getting in line to get a slice of dessert, taking a moment to notice Mileena still inside...

Kari: "...Hiya, Pinky!"
Grey the Stampede

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Posted on 08-07-05 06:55 AM Link | Quote
Grey: *blush*

Upon seeing Kari, Grey hides. Upon hearing Ada, he stays hidden. Upon realizing his little slicktrick didn't work and Mileena's still in the cake, he takes a piece of the icing and licks it.

Grey: "Meh, not too bad..."
Kirbynite

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Posted on 08-07-05 10:48 AM Link | Quote
Kirbynite: Oi! The cake's ruined! *sighs* Anyways...

Kirbynite walks towards Jarukoth, holding out two plushies. One is a Nemesis plushie, and the other is an Ada plushie.

Kirbynite: I know it's a bit late.. but I'm sure it's not too bad. Happy Birthday.
fabio

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Posted on 08-07-05 10:51 AM Link | Quote
Yay, today is Jarukoth's real birthday. Too bad all the cake is gone from yesterday.
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Posted on 08-07-05 11:40 AM Link | Quote
*brings in cake and half melted ice cream*

TODAY'S THE REAL ONE?! WOO PARTAY
*throws cake again*
Jarukoth


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Posted on 08-07-05 04:41 PM Link | Quote
As of...now, you're all right on time!



Buttdance again...Like the rhythms down your pants now!
Ran-chan

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Posted on 08-07-05 06:01 PM Link | Quote
Bel suddenly rusheh right through the door without opening it

Bel: *huff-puff* Sorry I
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