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Cornellius

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Posted on 07-21-05 08:08 AM Link | Quote
Microwave: Do not put your pet in the microwave.

Syrup for KIDS: Do not operate heavy machinery.

Chips: You could win ! No purchases necessary ! Details inside.


Yours ?
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Posted on 07-21-05 08:09 AM Link | Quote
Sleep Medicine: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS

This is just... the funniest thing ever.
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Posted on 07-21-05 08:13 AM Link | Quote
Hair Drier: Do not use under the shower XD
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Posted on 07-21-05 08:38 AM Link | Quote
TV's: ! Caution ! Risk of an electric shock. DO NOT OPEN.
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Posted on 07-21-05 08:45 AM Link | Quote
A jar of peanut butter. CAUTION! CONTAINS NUTS.
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Posted on 07-21-05 08:50 AM Link | Quote
I think I once bought a bag of peanut butter cookies and the packaging said that it may - MAY - contain nuts.

So someone with allergies can take a stab in the dark at that one, huh?
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Posted on 07-21-05 09:01 AM Link | Quote
On my dad's drill:

"Do not put in ear"

I'm not shitting you
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Posted on 07-21-05 09:34 AM Link | Quote
dumb things on products aren't dumb when you are a business who is sued because of neglegence you didn't warn the consumer

Hot Coffee: Warning: Contents of Container May Be Hot
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Posted on 07-21-05 09:39 AM Link | Quote
On a bag of charcoal : Burning this indoors will cause death. Emphasis on will, because even cigaretes and stuff only say may cause death.

And yes, companies gotta worry. Somebody got 3+mil for suing a company when he went to take a shit in the back of his RV after he put it in cruise control, and whoop de doo, it drove off the road. See, nobody told that guy that the car wouldn't drive itself.
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Posted on 07-21-05 10:27 PM Link | Quote
Attaching the word anti-bacterial to soap--all soaps are anti-bacterial...
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Posted on 07-22-05 12:40 AM Link | Quote
A chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with hands. (I've heard 'or genitals' added there too, but I doubt it's real. )

Smoke detector: Do not paint. Not dumb, just unusual... I can't think of anything else that says do not paint.

On the bottom of some pie or something: Do not turn upside-down. Too late!
Originally posted by The Guru of Furu
Somebody got 3+mil for suing a company when he went to take a shit in the back of his RV after he put it in cruise control, and whoop de doo, it drove off the road. See, nobody told that guy that the car wouldn't drive itself.

WTF. See, this is why I'm never moving to the US.
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