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trailer trash.

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The scene with Harry's adoptive family that's just too impolite to drink the meade. XD

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It was such an intriguing story from start to finish. Dumbledore telling Harry about Voldemort's past and mother, but setting off Harry to find clues of his own. Then finding out why Voldemort survived that night when he tried to kill Harry; he had stored at least one piece of his soul in a Horcrux (he probably made six). Then Dumbledore is deliberately murdered by Snape when Dumbledore is at his weakest, pleading for help from Snape. That was the saddest moment I had ever seen in a Harry Potter book, but I think he was sent off well. I was actually crying. Now the three have resolved to take out the Death Eaters, Snape, and Voldemort as it looks like the Wizarding society is on the verge of collapse.

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Rale9891 (2:56:11 AM): dude
Rale9891 (2:56:29 AM): Sirius black dies
Rale9891 (2:56:44 AM): ok?
Rale9891 (2:56:47 AM): that's the big surprise
Rale9891 (2:57:02 AM): the magicians find a way to revive him through the use of Nicholas Flamel's sorcerer's stone
Rale9891 (2:57:06 AM): and then he dies again
Kirbynite (2:57:20 AM): ...
Rale9891 (2:57:27 AM): gets killed by Ron
Rale9891 (2:57:32 AM): and Pig
Rale9891 (2:57:54 AM): Ron takes pig and hurls him at Sirius' head because the man's skull is still feeble from being revived
Kirbynite (2:57:58 AM): As a sidenote, I really don't appreciate any kind of spoilers, whether it be joking or not
Rale9891 (2:58:18 AM): and then Mr. Dursley finds out he's the reincarnation of Jesus and goes on to start and end world war III
Rale9891 (2:58:26 AM): and Al Gore takes the credit
Kirbynite (2:58:42 AM): I thought Al Gore invented the internet
Rale9891 (2:58:55 AM): yes. He just wanted another achievement under his belt
Rale9891 (2:59:07 AM): but the craziest, craziest spoiler
Kirbynite (2:59:08 AM): the truth is out, I see
Rale9891 (2:59:14 AM): is that harry is actually gay.
Kirbynite (2:59:31 AM): wow
Rale9891 (2:59:38 AM): Cho Chang finds this out and screams in agony, becoming an alcoholic and setting herself on fire while trying to perform a drunken lumos spell
Rale9891 (2:59:58 AM): and Malfoy turns against Voldemort and kills him.
Rale9891 (3:00:16 AM): and then hermione runs away with Crabbe and Goyle
Kirbynite (3:00:27 AM): I want to say ew at that =P
Rale9891 (3:00:53 AM): and Justin Finch-Fletchley and Seamus Finnigan are convicted for the hate crime murder of Dean Thompson