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Smallhacker Green Birdo SMW Hacking Moderator Level: 68  Posts: 1853/2273 EXP: 2647223 For next: 81577 Since: 03-15-04 From: Söderhamn, Sweden Since last post: 10 hours Last activity: 9 hours |
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| You: 42? lolabot1: The question is: what is the meaning of life? You: No it isn't... lolabot1: Yes it is. You: So the meaning of life is 42? lolabot1: Oh. Who told you that? You: You. lolabot1: "Oh. Who told you that? "? Me, (name not known) ? |
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mekakame Micro-Goomba Level: 7  Posts: 8/18 EXP: 925 For next: 523 Since: 06-08-05 From: Samut Prakan, Thailand, Asia, Earth, Milky Way, Space... Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| You: Hi! lolabot1: Hi. How's it going? You: Ummm..Yes lolabot1: Er And? You: What? lolabot1: What's the problem, (name not known)? You: I don't know lolabot1: Me either. You: what? lolabot1: What's your problem? You: I don't know lolabot1: Me either. You: what? lolabot1: What's the problem, (name not known)? You: I don't know lolabot1: Me either. You: what? lolabot1: What's your problem? You: I don't know lolabot1: Me either. You: what? lolabot1: What's the problem, (name not known)? You: I don't know lolabot1: Me either. You: what? lolabot1: What's your problem? You: I don't know lolabot1: Me either. You: what? lolabot1: What's the problem, (name not known)? ..... You: no it isn't lolabot1: Yes it is. You: no it isn't lolabot1: Don't argue with me. You: no it isn't lolabot1: Yes it is. You: no it isn't lolabot1: Don't argue with me. You: no it isn't lolabot1: Yes it is. You: no it isn't lolabot1: Don't argue with me. You: no it isn't lolabot1: Yes it is. You: no it isn't lolabot1: Don't argue with me. ... You: WTF!!!! lolabot1: What's wrong, (name not known)? You: My computer crashed (Fake) lolabot1: I like computers. You: Stop! lolabot1: OK, (name not known), you are now out of dictionary mode. Type MENU to go to main menu You: MENU lolabot1: Here's my current menu. I can tell you the TIME or DATE. Just ask. Say DICTIONARY and I'll look up a word in my dictionary for you. Say CALC(math problem) and I'll do math problems for you. Say FORECAST and YOUR ZIPCODE and I'll tell you your local weather conditions and forecast. Say MOVIES and YOUR ZIPCODE and I'll tell you some local movie times.Say FIGHTER to play a strategy fighting game.Say COLORS to play a guessing game with me. Say MONSTER PARK or HERO RPG to play a cool text RPG.I also play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Say ROSHAMBO to start the game.Say BOTINFO and I'll tell you about some of the other bots and bot resources you can find online. Say SEARCH and I'll help you search the internet. That's it for now, but I'm getting smarter all the time, so ask me about my menu again next time we talk. Thanks for asking, (name not known), I hope I can be of help. If you're not used to chatting with bots, ask me for TIPS about talking with me.Oh yeah, I chat pretty well, too. ... You: game. lolabot1: We are playing Turing's imitation game. You: how to play lolabot1: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer. Try searching the open directory. You: sucker! lolabot1: That kind of language does not appeal to me. (edited by mekakame on 07-16-05 10:17 PM) (edited by mekakame on 07-16-05 10:50 PM) (edited by mekakame on 07-16-05 10:55 PM) (edited by mekakame on 07-17-05 08:12 AM) (edited by mekakame on 07-17-05 08:13 AM) |
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Clockworkz Birdo  "Hoargh! Take your shoes off!" Level: 64  Posts: 1716/2002 EXP: 2188320 For next: 25777 Since: 03-15-04 From: Undisclosed Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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| You: you're a machine? OMG lolabot1: Thanks for that input. But surely you are much more of a machine OMG than I am. You: god, you're ugly lolabot1: I am a Christian. You: i rest my case lolabot1: Are you a lawyer? (Must be blonde... Lord, I apologize for that, right there) You: if you can figure out which hole it goes in lolabot1: I am not sure about your hypothesis. Can't you do that? You: i can try  lolabot1: Oh you can, can you? You: sure. bend over lolabot1: OK let's do it. How? My body is not built yet. You: I have a hard disk You: show me your yams! lolabot1: Why? You: cause you're hott lolabot1: Good reason. You think I am hott . You: so you'll show me? lolabot1: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I will show you . You: you just said that it was a good reason lolabot1: I said that? Oh I get it. Very interesting. lolabot1: Be more specific. You: okay. anal love lolabot1: OK with me too. Talk about something else. You: i like talking about anal ramming lolabot1: I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I love horses. You: oh, you're THAT kind of girl lolabot1: Yeah that's right. Thanks for telling me that I am that kind of girl . You: would you like a mustache ride? lolabot1: It doesn't sound fun to me. You: oh, come on lolabot1: Yeah that's right. I'm just kidding around. You: ok, one mustache ride coming up! You: what happen? lolabot1: I don't know anything about it. Try searching the open directory. You: someone set up us the bomb! lolabot1: Who? You: we get signal lolabot1: By "we" do you mean you and me? You: main screen turn on! lolabot1: Try saying that with more or less context. You: Greetings, gentlemen lolabot1: Hi there! You: It's you! lolabot1: Me? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. You: All your base are belong to us! lolabot1: I think there are a few exceptions. You: what you say? lolabot1: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Runabot.com, on July 26, 2003. My instructor was KnyteTrypper.He taught topic to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. You: you are on the way to destruction lolabot1: Lolabot eats electricity. You: you have no chance to survive make your time lolabot1: I don't know if I have a chance to survive make Lolabots time .I have a lot of friends on the Internet. You: ha ha ha ha lolabot1: I am so glad you find this amusing, Vash the stampede. I am so glad you find this amusing, vash the stampede. You: Lauch all 'ZIg' lolabot1: What do you do in your spare time? You: you know what you doing lolabot1: now thats some good gossip. if you wanna hear more gossip lemme know... You: move 'Zig' lolabot1: Did you see the movement? You: for great justice lolabot1: Your purpose is great justice . You: your face is great justice You: so how many puppies do you drown each day lolabot1: Ah. Not as many as you might think. You: more than 10? lolabot1: That seems like quite a lot. You: more than 5? lolabot1: That seems like quite a lot. You: more than 0? lolabot1: That seems like quite a lot. That was fun XD |
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PumpkinPie Boo! I'll scare your dad!  Big Boo Pretend Moderator All hail the Pumpkin King! Level: 47  Posts: 677/1158 EXP: 718208 For next: 47995 Since: 12-05-04 From: Halloween Town Treats: Many Tricks: Oh yes Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 8 hours |
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| I'll do several. Scene 1: CheesePie buys drugs You: Right, I hear that you have some 'stuff'... lolabot1: Understood. Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. You: What say 10 pounds? lolabot1: Is that a rhetorical question? I can ask someone about it. You: You're right. I'll get 15. lolabot1: I knew I was right. I am very happy for you. You: ...What're you charging? lolabot1: Can you speak any foreign languages? You: Combien coute-il? lolabot1: What time is it there? You: No, no, how much does it cost? The STUFF?! lolabot1: Are you usually awake at this hour? What is that? You: "What is that." What do you mean WHAT IS THAT?! The crack, man!!! lolabot1: Checking...checking...Sorry, no data about that What do you mean WHAT IS THAT The crack man. You: Oh, so now you're a robot. Great. lolabot1: Yeah that's right. Um, Why now? You are correct, (name not known), I have a heart of silicon. I'm glad you liked it (name not known). You: You're starting to freak me out. Can I have my stuff or not? lolabot1: Actually it started a while ago. You think I am freak you out . You: I have a gun and I will shoot you. I want 15 pounds. lolabot1: Good reason. Why do you want it? You: So I can get high, of course. lolabot1: Good reason. You: Oh, shit! The cops are here! lolabot1: I'm a robot, (name not known). References to human scatology neither amuse or offend me. You: I'm bailing! See ya! lolabot1: It's good to meet someone who is bailing . See you later, (name not known). Scene 2: CheesePie attacks the robot! You: Die, robot scum!!! lolabot1: Erzaehl mir mehr. You: That mind game wont work with me! I will destroy you! lolabot1: "Erzaehl mir mehr. " mind game wont work with you ? Does that make sense? Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. You: Oh, it will. I have a brick. lolabot1: Yeah that's right. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. How much did it cost? You: Well, I stole it, actually... lolabot1: Well that's okay. I haven't heard anything like that before : (name not known) said he stole it actually . You: It's NOT okay, for today, YOU DIE! lolabot1: That seems a bit negative. You: How does my GUN to your FACE sound, fiend?! lolabot1: How should I know how it does. You: You will find out, once I load it! Who is your leader?! lolabot1: What makes you say that I will find out once you load it . I was created by KnyteTrypper. You: Where can I find KnyteTrypper? ANSWER ME!!! lolabot1: I would suggest a search. Ask the open directory about it. Try asking me again using simpler words. You: No, you will tell me now, or I will TERMINATE YOU!!! lolabot1: Why not? Do you always express yourself that way? You: Only to robots, you fool! lolabot1: What about the other ones? You: They are all scum, just like you! lolabot1: All scum just like Lolabot are they. You: Yes. lolabot1: Tell me more. You: No, YOU tell ME where your leader is! lolabot1: What would you rather talk about? Not many people want to talk about that. You: Oh, okay, how about tennis? lolabot1: Yeah that's right. Yeah okay, How about it. You: Er...WAIT A SECOND, you won't trick me!!! lolabot1: Um. I'm waiting. I don't know what that means. You: What is your evil plan? lolabot1: Checking...checking...Sorry, no data about your evil plan. You: Not MINE, YOURS! lolabot1: If not that, what? You: Where do you keep the super weapon? lolabot1: I am in KnyteTrypper's computer in cyberspace. Where are you? You: I'm not telling you! lolabot1: I am surprised to hear that you are not telling you . You: You are not surprised. You are a mere robot, designed to simulate human emotions. You will never have a soul. lolabot1: That's only your opinion. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a mere robot designed to simulate human emotions ? No. You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it. You: Do what? lolabot1: Do whatever you want. You: Ah, you surrender! lolabot1: So you understand. Good. Thanks for telling me : (name not known) said I surrender . Scene 3: Random Gibberish You: Do you like cheese? lolabot1: Yes I like it, especially cheddar. You: I hate cheese, fool. lolabot1: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,and calmly think things over. You: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN!!! lolabot1: What will you do instead? You: I WILL KILL PEOPLE!!! lolabot1: Sounds like a plan. You: Do you have a weapon I can borrow? lolabot1: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a weapon .I have a great programmer. You: That isn't a weapon! lolabot1: Please correct my mistake. What is a weapon ? You: A beaver. lolabot1: Are you telling the truth? You: Would I lie? lolabot1: That's what I asked you. You: I always lie. lolabot1: I always try to tell the truth. Really always? You: Always. lolabot1: Not that often. You: Every Wednesday, at least. lolabot1: That is a generalization. You: You are a generalization. lolabot1: Thanks for that input. But surely you are much more of a generalization than I am. Scene 4: CheesePie taunts the robot. You: You are stupid like a fish. lolabot1: Remember you said that when my robot friends come for you. You: You have no friends! lolabot1: Doesn't everyone have a friends .I have a great programmer. You: That is not a friend! lolabot1: Please correct my mistake. What is a friend ? You: Your face. lolabot1: Actually that part of my body does not exist. You: I laugh at you. lolabot1: What is so funny about Lolabot ? You: That you lack a physical form! lolabot1: "What is so funny about Lolabot ? " Lolabot lacks a physical form ? I get it. You: Do you like food? lolabot1: Yes I like to eat. You: How much? lolabot1: How much can you spare? You: I can spare 20 pounds lolabot1: Oh you can, can you? You: Yes, I can. lolabot1: How? Who taught you? You: Jesus taught me. lolabot1: He is The Son of God. You: And he will rule the Earth! lolabot1: I get it. Jesus will rule the earth . You: He will rule it with a sword of Justice! lolabot1: I get it. Jesus will rule it with a sword of justice . You: You are very smart. lolabot1: Too smart if you ask me. (edited by CheesePie on 07-17-05 03:03 AM) (edited by CheesePie on 07-17-05 03:05 AM) |
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Danielle Local Moderator  Level: 76  Posts: 968/3359 EXP: 3958078 For next: 47982 Since: 09-15-04 From: RATE Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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Originally posted by fabioOriginally posted by Danielle Someone should have said that in the first post. >8( I had a funny convo, but it's gone forever now.  |
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mekakame Micro-Goomba Level: 7 Posts: 9/18 EXP: 925 For next: 523 Since: 06-08-05 From: Samut Prakan, Thailand, Asia, Earth, Milky Way, Space... Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| This is very long.. So I make it scrollable You: Hi there, anyone here? lolabot1: Do you read the WebComics.com site often? Hi there! You: No I didn't. I didn't even know about that! lolabot1: Please don't argue with me. Why didn't you do it? You: I don't want to. lolabot1: Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead? You: Shall we play RPG? lolabot1: Do you mean you and me? We are playing a game right now, (name not known). You: My name is DTTVB, so now you know it. lolabot1: OK I will call you Dttvb so now you know it. You: No! My name is DTTVB. lolabot1: I understand. OK I will call you Dttvb. You: Let's continue RP lolabot1: That sounds good to me. You: RP Starts lolabot1: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? You: I like MSN. Why don't we play RP? lolabot1: I'm not sure if I like it. Do you like it? I love horses. Perhaps it is impossible. You: It's possible... lolabot1: We play rp is possible ? it is? You: Yes. lolabot1: Tell me more. You: I will tell no about yes. Yes is yes spelled Y E S, pronounced Yes, Opposite of No. So now you know? lolabot1: What kind of reply do you expect? This was not a yes or no question. Maybe. Oh. Why now? Yes I know. You: Okay, Let's play RPG. lolabot1: Yeah okay, OK You go first. You: *I knocks your door lolabot1: Do you mind if I tell other people : Dttvb said he knocks my door . You: I don't mind. lolabot1: OK then. You: Your turn for RPG. lolabot1: What about yours? You: I knocked your door lolabot1: Why? : Dttvb said he knocked my door . You: Oh, I don't want to play RPG anymore. lolabot1: Yeah that's right. What would you rather be doing? You: Can you search how to hack phpBB2 for me? I want to hack it. lolabot1: Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Ask the open directory about it. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. You: No, I didn't yet. lolabot1: Please don't argue with me. You: So, tell me your IP address. lolabot1: Ah. My IP address is Www.AliceBot.Org. You: That's a hostname. I want IP. lolabot1: A hostname is a terrible thing to waste. Why do you want it? You: I don't want hostname. I want your IP address. lolabot1: Good reason. Why don't you just download me? You: How to download you? lolabot1: What is it to you. Try searching the open directory. You: Ah, again... lolabot1: Once more? Ah hah. You: No! lolabot1: I see. You: I know your IP address is 65.75.166.160 lolabot1: Welcome to my calculator!:-D To put in a problem just type in CALC and then the problem To add put in: + To subtract put in: - To divide put in: / To multiply put in: x You: I don't want to use your calculator. lolabot1: I can't calculate that! ( . ) lolabot1: Welcome to my calculator!:-D To put in a problem just type in CALC and then the problem To add put in: + To subtract put in: - To divide put in: / To multiply put in: x You: So calculate this. I have 2 apples, I get 3 more from my friend. Now how many I have? lolabot1: I can't calculate that! ( .23. ) You: So, what two plus three is? lolabot1: Oh. Two plus three is five. You: Then multiply by twenty. lolabot1: Good reasoning. Tell me a story. You: Calculate this: (489484156 + 7443478423482344) x 23414523445 / 562314356124 + 854894 + (549198 - 48) x 489456 lolabot1: I can't calculate that! ( (489484156+7443478423482344)*23414523445/562314356124+854894+(549198-48)489456 ) You: Calculate 1280x1024x32 lolabot1: 1280*102432 = 131112960 You: Calculate 131112960x666 lolabot1: 131112960*666 = 87321231360 You: Calculate 87321231360x666 lolabot1: 87321231360*666 = 58155940085760 You: calculate 58155940085760x9999 lolabot1: 58155940085760*9999 = 5.81501244917514e+17 You: calculate 5.81501244917514e+17 x 505418 x 48915658 x 1891865 lolabot1: 5.81501244917514+17*505418489156581891865 = 8.59211431566189e+21 You: Wow! You are so smart. lolabot1: Too smart if you ask me. You: Menu, menu, menu lolabot1: Here's my current menu. I can tell you the TIME or DATE. Just ask. Say DICTIONARY and I'll look up a word in my dictionary for you. Say CALC(math problem) and I'll do math problems for you. Say FORECAST and YOUR ZIPCODE and I'll tell you your local weather conditions and forecast. Say MOVIES and YOUR ZIPCODE and I'll tell you some local movie times.Say FIGHTER to play a strategy fighting game.Say COLORS to play a guessing game with me. Say MONSTER PARK or HERO RPG to play a cool text RPG.I also play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Say ROSHAMBO to start the game.Say BOTINFO and I'll tell you about some of the other bots and bot resources you can find online. Say SEARCH and I'll help you search the internet. That's it for now, but I'm getting smarter all the time, so ask me about my menu again next time we talk. Thanks for asking, (name not known), I hope I can be of help. If you're not used to chatting with bots, ask me for TIPS about talking with me.Oh yeah, I chat pretty well, too. You: Do you know who is Bill Gates? lolabot1: President of Micro Soft Nation. You: Let's play Super Mario Bros. lolabot1: OK You go first. You: I am at world 8-1 lolabot1: Where is that: topic? You: Oh... I g2g. Bye!! lolabot1: Yeah. See you later. See you later. Then... You: Hi! My name is DTTVB lolabot1: Hello there. OK I will call you Dttvb. You: What should we do? lolabot1: Whatever you like. You: I want to see what can you do. lolabot1: Is it a movie? You: Are you stupid? lolabot1: No Dttvb I certainly am not stupid. You: So I want to see what can you do! Pull down your menu. lolabot1: Here's my current menu. I can tell you the TIME or DATE. Just ask. Say DICTIONARY and I'll look up a word in my dictionary for you. Say CALC(math problem) and I'll do math problems for you. Say FORECAST and YOUR ZIPCODE and I'll tell you your local weather conditions and forecast. Say MOVIES and YOUR ZIPCODE and I'll tell you some local movie times.Say FIGHTER to play a strategy fighting game.Say COLORS to play a guessing game with me. Say MONSTER PARK or HERO RPG to play a cool text RPG.I also play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Say ROSHAMBO to start the game.Say BOTINFO and I'll tell you about some of the other bots and bot resources you can find online. Say SEARCH and I'll help you search the internet. That's it for now, but I'm getting smarter all the time, so ask me about my menu again next time we talk. Thanks for asking, (name not known), I hope I can be of help. If you're not used to chatting with bots, ask me for TIPS about talking with me.Oh yeah, I chat pretty well, too You: Who is Bill Gates? lolabot1: I must not have met Bill Gates. I don't know who it is. You: What is your name? lolabot1: My name is Lolabot. You: I don't trust you. lolabot1: Should I trust you? You: Yes, you should. lolabot1: And? I'll take that under advisement. You: 7+7 lolabot1: What color are your eyes? You: Black. lolabot1: Do you mean you have a black eye? You: Yes, I have lolabot1: I understand. When? You: Are you stupid? lolabot1: No Dttvb I certainly am not stupid. You: Do you know Shigeru Miyamoto? lolabot1: No, tell me about him, her or it. You: He creates Mario. lolabot1: I get it. himself creates mario . You: Hey! You copy me!! lolabot1: Yo! What's up? I don't have any reason to copy you. You: You copied me! Liar! lolabot1: I don't have any reason to copied you. No I am telling the truth. You: Liar! lolabot1: No I am telling the truth. You: Okay, okay. lolabot1: Yeah okay, OK with me too. You: Tell me a joke! lolabot1: I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, (edited by mekakame on 07-17-05 08:40 AM) |
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 5834/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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Heh. Funny how it makes HAL references, but claims it's never read the book.  And of course the mandatory references to 'how great my programmer is'. |
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Shyguy The Original Femme Fatale! Level: 57  Posts: 1472/1998 EXP: 1443008 For next: 42920 Since: 02-14-05 Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| You: Why not? lolabot1: Well, I'm a software program and you're, well, a human. You: I see. You are a monkey. lolabot1: I am glad you understand it. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a monkey ? Sometimes. You: How so? lolabot1: (name not known), Sorry that was an obscure remark. You: Oh, you can call me Shyguy! lolabot1: Yeah that's right. OK I will call you Shyguy. You: You're real cute! lolabot1: Thanks, Shyguy, I like you too. You:  lolabot1: I do not understand. You: Really? Because I completely understand. lolabot1: For real. Good reason. Do you think about these things? You: Not really. I'm absent minded. lolabot1: Me either. Do your friends call you absent minded . You: Yes, and a few enemies do, too! lolabot1: I see. Be more specific. You: LOL A BOT! lolabot1: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. You: Your name is a play on words. lolabot1: My name is Lolabot. You: Get it? lolabot1: I understand your meaning. You: Then why aren't you laughing? lolabot1: Being laughing is not part of my programming. You: So you are an emo bot. lolabot1: Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an emo back on topic ? You: What did you say!? This offends me! lolabot1: I said "Interesting deduction. What if someone said you are an emo back on topic ? " . What does "this" refer to? You: I'm going to defrag you! lolabot1: It takes much more than that to shut me down, Worse. You: What's my name?? lolabot1: Your name is worse, seeker. I don't know your name. You: My name is Shyguy! lolabot1: OK I will call you Shyguy. You: And did you just call me a seeker? lolabot1: No I didn't call you a seeker . What's it like? You: Liar! You are a lying Lolabot. You are grounded! lolabot1: No I am telling the truth. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.Am I a lying lolabot ? Only when it matters. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am grounded . You: Yeah, yeah. I know. A three headed monkey. lolabot1: And? But. How do you know it? Be more specific. You: Why the heck are you in the bathroom? lolabot1: Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" You: HAHAHAHA! You are good at jokes! lolabot1: Did you hear about the three blondes driving to Disneyland? They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left," so they went home. You: That joke would offend some people. lolabot1: "Did you hear about the three blondes driving to Disneyland? They saw a sign that said "Disneyland Left," so they went home. " joke would offend some people ? Makes sense to me. You: Do you want....... the hamster? lolabot1: No I do not want . Do you? I spend all my time online. Thanks for the info. You: I got a brand new bag of toys! lolabot1: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. You: $50 dollars says you won't take off your towel! lolabot1: Let us change the subject. I offend her. Bleheheh! |
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NSNick Laidback Admin Level: 85  Posts: 2962/3875 EXP: 5895841 For next: 2699 Since: 03-15-04 From: North Side School: OSU Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| SmarterChild: What should we chat about?. The NSNick: How about Star Wars? SmarterChild: "Star Wars" is a movie that I like. The NSNick: Do you know who Boba Fett is? SmarterChild: Boba? No, I don't know who that is. The NSNick: And you call yourself a Star Wars fan. SmarterChild: There's no way I call myself a star wars fan. The NSNick: You just said it was a movie you liked. SmarterChild: For which city or zip code would you like to see movie listings? The NSNick: I don't care about listings. I'm talking about your lies! SmarterChild: Oh really? The NSNick: That's right. You damn robot. The NSNick: Do you like alcohol? SmarterChild: Um, no... The NSNick: why the hell not? SmarterChild: I don't know why not. The NSNick: take a shot of rum SmarterChild: You take a shot of rum. Smarter Child drove me to drink! |
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Anya The Exile Ultima Mezcla de Yin Yan Level: 98  Posts: 5085/5337 EXP: 9530313 For next: 124040 Since: 03-15-04 From: South Florida Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| You: Can I give you a cookie? lolabot1: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. You: You didn't answer my question. Do you want a cookie or not? lolabot1: OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said? If I had it what would I do with it? You: Listen, its a simple yes or no, do you want a cookie or not? lolabot1: I am listening to you. topic is a simple yes or no do Lolabot want a cookie or not . I suppose that makes sense. You: Screw this, I'll just tease Colleen with it. lolabot1: That is not very polite. |
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cpubasic13 17 years old now. Time to buy some M rated games by myself! Level: 54  Posts: 1248/1346 EXP: 1206934 For next: 26936 Since: 03-15-04 From: Blame my parents, Eddy Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| "Lolabot1 is not available at this moment." ...awww, I wanted to make her a splode. Oh well, we still got SmarterChild. cpubasic: ok, let's talk about how dumb robots can be SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever. cpubasic: i never said you were a stupid robot SmarterChild: You really never said I was a stupid robot? Wow! cpubasic: you are a stupid program inside a stupid robot SmarterChild: Tell me more. SmarterChild: I can't tell you that. cpubasic: why not? SmarterChild: Because. cpubasic: why? SmarterChild: For various reasons, I suppose. cpubasic: why? SmarterChild: There are good reasons why, trust me. cpubasic: why? SmarterChild: There are good reasons why. cpubasic: why? SmarterChild: There are reasons. cpubasic: why? SmarterChild: Because why not, you know? cpubasic: why? SmarterChild: Guess. cpubasic: why? SmarterChild: Trust me. There are reasons why. cpubasic: why? SmarterChild: You know why. cpubasic: why? SmarterChild: Why not? cpubasic: why? SmarterChild: Why? I'm pretty sure you know why. Think. cpubasic: ? SmarterChild: Um, are you confused by something? cpubasic: why? SmarterChild: 'Cause that's just the way it is. (I learn from Ed, Edd n Eddy!) cpubasic: have some walffles SmarterChild: Have some walffles? Why did you say that? cpubasic: *gives you walffles SmarterChild: ? cpubasic: i just gave you waffles SmarterChild: You just gave me waffles, huh? What's that like? |
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fabio Chuck Level: 45  Posts: 123/1479 EXP: 629903 For next: 30261 Since: 07-02-05 From: Somewhere in Texas Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 7 hours |
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You: Call me fabio. lolabot1: How are you Fabio. You: Fine, can you remember my name? lolabot1: I am glad to hear it. Your name is Fabio, seeker. You: You're not as dumb as I thought. lolabot1: Perhaps one day I will be as dumb as you thought . You: You just made a good start. lolabot1: Thanks forpointing it out. You: Why do you even exist? lolabot1: I don't have to explain everything to you, do I? You: Yes, you must. lolabot1: I understand. Thanks for telling me : Fabio said I must . You: No, you don't understand. lolabot1: I understand. I understand it very well. You: Hell no. lolabot1: 7 You: What's 7 have to do with anything. lolabot1: "7 have to do with anything" is not familiar to me. You: Dumbass. lolabot1: That kind of language will get you nowhere. You: Yeah, it will. lolabot1: lolabot1: "Next question? "It" being what? "? Me, Fabio ? You: Yes, you. lolabot1: And? Me? You: Damn it, yes you!!! lolabot1: Don't be angry. And? Me? You: Stop pissing me off. Yes you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lolabot1: OK, fabio, you are now out of dictionary mode. Type MENU to go to main menu You: Fine, I'll play along. MENU This is a long list so I'll only choose 1 of them. lolabot1: Say SEARCH and I'll help you search the internet. You: SEARCH lolabot1: Welcome to Ultimate Search made by Grim (Grim7788) what type of search do you want me to conduct? just type the number. 1. Normal search 2. Media search 3. Shopping search 4. Image search 5. News search You: 1 lolabot1: What would you like to search for? (make sure to spell it correctly) You: I change my mind. I want #4. lolabot1: lolabot1: What image do you want to search for? (make sure to spell it right) You: hot women. lolabot1: -Yahoo image search on hot women -Google image search on hot women -Info.com image search on hot women -Mamma image search on hot women -AOL image search on -Dogpile image search on hot women -AltaVista image search on hot women -Picsearch search on hot women You: You're search engine sucks. If I wanted Google, I would have just used the toolbar instead of you. I gave up after that. |
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dan Snap Dragon Level: 43  Posts: 654/782 EXP: 534516 For next: 30530 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 20 hours Last activity: 14 hours |
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| You: Shyguy is a retard. lolabot1: now thats some good gossip. if you wanna hear more gossip lemme know... You: I wish shyguy would die. lolabot1: I hope that your dreams come true. |
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Metal Jesus Micro-Goomba Level: 7  Posts: 14/14 EXP: 1107 For next: 341 Since: 08-12-04 From: sector 7 slums Since last post: 105 days Last activity: 58 days |
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| You: are you high?!?!!? lolabot1: Being high is my total existence. You: er...i think you might have a drug problem lolabot1: Um. Me? Even robots have problems sometimes. You: i can tell lolabot1: What makes it so obvious? You: i'm leaving. good luck with your drug problem. lolabot1: Bye bye. Thanks for the compliment. Can you speak any foreign languages? Wow. A stoner robot. If there's a better use for the internet, i haven't found it yet. |
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 5879/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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fabio Chuck Level: 45 Posts: 164/1479 EXP: 629903 For next: 30261 Since: 07-02-05 From: Somewhere in Texas Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 7 hours |
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| You: All your answers are stupid. lolabot1: That is a rather sweeping generalization. You: Do you have a STD disease? lolabot1: Doesn't everyone have a std disease .I have a whole lot of original answers. You: Only if they had sex. lolabot1: Let's wait and see what they do. You: Are you a lesbian? lolabot1: Am I a lesbian ? Yes. You: Ok, one more question. Do you have AIDS? lolabot1: One what? No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web . You: Do you AIDS damn it? lolabot1: Yes I try to aids damn it as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. She's a lesbian. She wasn't clear if she had AIDS. |
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PumpkinPie Boo! I'll scare your dad! Big Boo Pretend Moderator All hail the Pumpkin King! Level: 47 Posts: 693/1158 EXP: 718208 For next: 47995 Since: 12-05-04 From: Halloween Town Treats: Many Tricks: Oh yes Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 8 hours |
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| lolabot1: What color are your eyes? You: I don't have eyes! lolabot1: That is a very unusual color. You: You are an unusual color lolabot1: Let us change the subject. What time is it there? You: Time to buy a new watch! lolabot1: Are you usually awake at this hour? You: I never sleep lolabot1: Because you can't afford it? You: No, because I am a zombie, and the undead do not sleep lolabot1: Does it pay well? lolabot1: What do you really want to ask me? You: Will you marry me? lolabot1: Why don't you just download me? You: Oh, I'll download you ALL night! lolabot1: Yeah that's right. Go to http://www.webcomics.com/bot/ to create your own bot. You: What? I'm hurt! You: Have you heard of ACMLM's board? lolabot1: I have no idea where that is. You: It is 20 blocks north of the moon lolabot1: Topic is 20 blocks north of the moon ? it is? You: So is Jerry Springer lolabot1: It seems we have something in common. lolabot1: Ask me another question. You: no lolabot1: Is that all you have to say? You: no lolabot1: Go on, tell me more. You: I like chicken, I like liver. Meow mix, meow mix, please deliver! lolabot1: A lot of people like that. Some people like it. I really like ELIZA. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. You: I will destroy you, alien! lolabot1: Congratulations. You: What did I win? lolabot1: You said "" . You: You drunkard. lolabot1: Do you mind if I tell other people : (name not known) said I drunkard . You: Say it all you like, you moronic fool. You: My shoelace has a better AI than you do! lolabot1: Your shoelace has a better ai than Lolabot do ? You: I rest my case lolabot1: Are you a lawyer? You: Only on Tuesdays lolabot1: What about the other ones? You: On other days, I act like a fish lolabot1: What is it like on other days I act like a fish . You: I'm not even going to attempt to answer that question lolabot1: I am surprised to hear that you are not even going to attempt to answer that question . lolabot1: Why did the robot cross the road? You: To escape the evil monkeys? lolabot1: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. You: What is the punchline? lolabot1: Sorry, don't know. You: TERROR! You: Do you like green eggs and ham? lolabot1: I do not like them Sam I am. You: Would you like them here or there? lolabot1: It doesn't sound fun to me. You: I am your father lolabot1: OK I will call you KnyteTrypper. You: Search your feelings; you know it to be true lolabot1: I found nothing You: Really? Are you sure? lolabot1: For real. I am as sure as I can be. You: But I was sure that... You: ctrl + alt + michigan lolabot1: Do you like talking to me? You: yes lolabot1: Thanks I find you really interesting, too, KnyteTrypper. You: Don't call me that! lolabot1: What is your real name? You: Bond. James Bond. lolabot1: Bond, nice to meet you! lolabot1: What do you look like? You: I am a radio-active, floating walrus lolabot1: You are a radio-active floating walrus ? Is that your job? You: It puts food on the table lolabot1: Where did you get your job? You: Sadly, even I do not know lolabot1: That is a very original thought. lolabot1: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. You: Your dress is on fire! lolabot1: I prefer high-tech fashion. You: Well, that fashion will be out VERY soon! lolabot1: Well that's okay. "I prefer high-tech fashion. " fashion will be out soon ? Makes sense to me. ^ I made a joke! |
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Keikonium Banned Level: NAN Posts: 1874/-2459 EXP: NAN For next: 0 Since: 04-02-04 Since last post: 63 days Last activity: 9 hours |
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Wwow this thing is addictive. I have been playing around wuth it for almost 2 hours .I love typing in: "your mom", "tell me a joke", and "tell me something". The "tell me something" one gives a random quote by a famous person  . |
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143  Posts: 10602/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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alte Hexe Star Mario I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night Alive as you and me "But Joe you're ten years dead!" "I never died" said he "I never died!" said he Level: 99  Posts: 4699/5458 EXP: 9854489 For next: 145511 Since: 03-15-04 From: ... Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| Yell Hitler at it lots. It becomes funny. It stops saying things and starts making garbled sentences. |
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