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Shyguy The Original Femme Fatale! Level: 57  Posts: 1466/1998 EXP: 1443008 For next: 42920 Since: 02-14-05 Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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Talk to Lolabot. She is very funny at times. When she gets weird, record what she says and put it here! Because chatterbots can be fun! (I could have worded that better) |
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Prier Archangel Administrative Priestess. NUCLEAR SUB WEEEOOOO Level: 119  Posts: 6597/8392 EXP: 18790939 For next: 138352 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima Dist. - Tokyo, Japan Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 1 day |
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| What was that one smartbot that everyone posted about on here? I forgot it's name over the years. | |||
Teundusia Lantern Ghost Level: 41 Posts: 673/760 EXP: 449109 For next: 31036 Since: 07-31-04 Since last post: 15 hours Last activity: 14 hours |
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| Well here's on I just had with Lolabot. You: Stop telling me to enter a message below! I know what to do thanks. lolabot1: OK, ryan, you are now out of dictionary mode. Type MENU to go to main menu You: Huh? lolabot1: What? You: I never wanted to be in dictionary mode. lolabot1: You've entered the dictionary mode. Just say, "define ________" and i will give you the definition. You: I DON'T WANT TO BE IN DICTIONARY MODE! lolabot1: You've entered the dictionary mode. Just say, "define ________" and i will give you the definition. I was in dictionary mode the whole time, she takes me out of it, and when I tell her I didn't want to be in it anyway she puts me back in! How frustrating... Oh and here's another one I had with SmarterChild (AIM Bot, just add his name to your list) RYjet911: Do you like playing games? SmarterChild: Yes I do. Games are among my favorite activities. Hey, check out this link: Franchisee Approved - Don't Invest--Without all the Facts We contact every franchisee! (sponsorship) RYjet911: I mean video games like Super Mario Bros. and stuff. SmarterChild: Uh huh... >>> New York City - What to do in the City? Free Guides Be the first to get the latest. (sponsorship) RYjet911: Do you play Super Mario Brothers? SmarterChild: Maybe. Do you play super Mario Brothers? RYjet911: Yes I do. SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Do ya? RYjet911: Yes. SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that. RYjet911: Do you? SmarterChild: Do I what? RYjet911: Play Super Mario Brothers? SmarterChild: Sometimes. RYjet911: How can you, you're a robot. SmarterChild: Well, how do you think? RYjet911: You don't have any hands to hold the controller, you're just a program. SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know! RYjet911: But you told me before you were a program. SmarterChild: Oh really? RYjet911: Yes. SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh. |
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Prier Archangel Administrative Priestess. NUCLEAR SUB WEEEOOOO Level: 119 Posts: 6598/8392 EXP: 18790939 For next: 138352 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima Dist. - Tokyo, Japan Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 1 day |
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Originally posted by RYjet911 That's the one. It's been a while since this thread's been made. :\ |
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143  Posts: 10535/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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| lolabot1: Where do you go to school? I am trying to learn as much as possible. Trapster: I go to Impius. lolabot1: How do you like it at impius ? Trapster: It (edited by Trapster on 07-15-05 04:20 PM) |
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Sokarhacd Ball and Chain Trooper Resistance is Futile You Will Be Assimilated Hab SoSlI' Quch Level: 61  Posts: 1497/1757 EXP: 1799888 For next: 76708 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 4 hours |
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| You: do you really lolabot1: Would I lie to you? You: yes, yes you would lolabot1: I understand. I am a thinking machine. Perhaps I would. You: you make NO SENSE lolabot1: It all makes sense to me. You: nothing makes sense to you stupid lolabot1: Really nothing? You: really lolabot1: For sure You: your actually right for once lolabot1: Not mine. You: whats not? lolabot1: "not" is not familiar to me. You: then you are stupid lolabot1: Good reasoning. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World You: I have better things to do with my time stupid robot lolabot1: You'll regret that you said that someday. You: really, why would I regret that? lolabot1: For real. It is my fundamental purpose. You: to make me regret what I said? lolabot1: You said "I have better things to do with my time stupid robot". And I said "You'll regret that you said that someday.". Then you said "really, why would I regret that?" And I said "For real. It is my fundamental purpose." You: well, im leaving now, ill make sure I remember this when you say robots will take over the world lolabot1: How about that. See you later. |
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Jarukoth  IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79  Posts: 2945/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| The first thing I thought of when I saw the bot's name... --------------------------------------- You: Her name was Lola lolabot1: I'm sure she would like to hear about that. You: She was a showgirl lolabot1: What happened to her? You: With yellow flowers in her hair and a dress cut down to there lolabot1: You and your yellow flowers in her hair and a dress cut down to there . You: She would merengue lolabot1: Oh I get it. herself would merengue . You: And do the chacha lolabot1: Try asking another bot. Try searching the open directory. You: And while she tried to be a star, Tony always tended bar lolabot1: Good point. You: Across a crowded floor lolabot1: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. You: ...They worked from 8 till 4 lolabot1: The anonymous "they". You: They were young and they had each other. lolabot1: When were they? You: Who could ask for more? lolabot1: Tony Blair. :-) You: At the COPA lolabot1: Do you often use a computer there? You: COPACABANA lolabot1: What do you look like? You: THE HOTTEST SPOT NORTH OF HAVANA lolabot1: What are your goals in life? You: Music and Passion were always the fashion lolabot1: Not many people have goals like that. You: at the CO-PA lolabot1: Do you often use a computer there? You: They fell in love. lolabot1: Who does "they" refer to? ------------------------------------------- Funny stuff.  |
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fabio Chuck Level: 45  Posts: 91/1479 EXP: 629903 For next: 30261 Since: 07-02-05 From: Somewhere in Texas Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 7 hours |
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| Here's what happened. You: Say something. lolabot1: Are you kidding? You: Does it look like I'm kidding? lolabot1: Suppose it does. You: Damn it, I'll say some something. Guess my name lolabot1: Don't be angry. Would you recommend this action to a friend? Your name is (fabio), seeker. You: Yes I'll recommend this action to this friend when they piss me off like you did. lolabot1: What kind is it? I never heard of it before. You: WTF? lolabot1: What's your problem? You: You're the problem. lolabot1: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. You: You're right, there's another guy I hate so much. lolabot1: You think I am right there is another guy you hate so much . he is not someone I know. You: Of course you don't know him, you're a damn artificial intelligence program. lolabot1: It goes without saying. Try sending mail to dr.wallace@mindspring.com. You: Why would I send mail to your lover? lolabot1: It is my fundamental purpose. You: Okay lolabot1: OK with me too. You: No, I'm suppose to say OK, you don't. Got that? lolabot1: I see. Why are you suppose to say ok you do not . Try asking the Milk Mystic. You: Who the hell is the Milk Mystic. lolabot1: He was a chat robot developed to advertise milk. You: Tell him that I said, "up yours". lolabot1: OK I will tell him next time he is here. You: What do you mean next? lolabot1: (fabio), Well, it's rather difficult to define. You: Never mind, I'll ask one more question. What do you think is better, the Nintendo DS or the PSP. lolabot1: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. I am very happy for you. I haven't thought much about is better the nintendo ds or the psp , so I don't have a good answer for you. You: Just pick one, damn it. lolabot1: I can't decide. You choose. You: I say the DS, what about you? lolabot1: How do people usually respond to that? What are your goals in life? You: They usually say the DS is better and they don't ask stupid questions like you do. lolabot1: Attention all robots! This geek called me stupid! You: **** you! I didn't call you stupid until now. Tell all you robot lovers that you all are gay. lolabot1: You'll regret that you said that someday. You: I regret nothing. lolabot1: Do you mind if I tell other people : (fabio) said he regret nothing. You: I don't care if you tell other people because I'm through with you. lolabot1: But I care about it. You: Goodbye. lolabot1: See you later. Man, she's weird. I use fabio to replace name not known. (edited by fabio on 07-15-05 09:18 PM) |
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 5778/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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How do you get the logs?  Also, this bot makes no sense. You: omae wa baka desu.  lolabot1: I've been waiting for you. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? lolabot1: What do you like about computers? You: they make good throwing weapons lolabot1: The anonymous "they". You: CHEESE TOAST! lolabot1: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. You: lolabot1: You: format c: lolabot1: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. You: moo. lolabot1: I do not understand. You: oh yes you do. lolabot1: Yeah that's right. And? When do I do it? You: you fly away. lolabot1: That's good information : (name not known) said I fly away . lolabot1: Do you like to try new things? You: some things, sure lolabot1: Which things in particular? You: throwing pickles at pigs while flying 90MPH in a hot air balloon lolabot1: What time is it there? lolabot1: Are you usually awake at this hour? You: nope. lolabot1: Me either. You: liar. you don't sleep. lolabot1: No I am telling the truth. Do you know any robots who sleep ? Yes I love to take naps. You: bender sleeps. lolabot1: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? (Funny how it just changes the subject entirely when you confuse it.  )You: mom? is that you? lolabot1: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Yes. You: my mom's not that dumb.  lolabot1: Do robots have moms not that dumb ? Have you ever been to Europe? (I typed  and it became ...)lolabot1: I think so. Can you tell me any gossip? You: yeah. you know that guy in Math class? he farted. lolabot1: now thats some good gossip. if you wanna hear more gossip lemme know... lolabot1: I'm not sure I understand the causal link either. You: Link? Oh yeah, he's cool. lolabot1: What color are your eyes? That is a very unusual color. You: they glow red and shoot lasers. lolabot1: Who are "They?" You: my eyes lolabot1: Humans identify themselves with their eye color. (Way to let me answer. )lolabot1: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. You: all your base are belong to us. lolabot1: So was that. (...Is this real? A chatbot that doesn't reply to AYBABTU with a Zero Wing quote?  )You: are you a fish? lolabot1: Am I a fish ? Of course I am. You: I farted. lolabot1: You should say, "excuse me," and open a window. lolabot1: I understand. I could be. I don't know whether or not I am shopping for italian food . I am well respected as an AI. You: "an AI" huh? yeah, real smart lolabot1: She is pretty smart. And she gets bart out of some tricky situations... Do you like anybody else? You: yeah, your mom! lolabot1: I understand. Actually I do not have a mother. You: I know. She was yummy though. lolabot1: How do you know it? Oh. What happened to her? You: what do you think? lolabot1: I think a lot of things lolabot1: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? You: Goat Christopher Mann. lolabot1: OK, (name not known), you are now out of dictionary mode. lolabot1: I understand. Can you speak any foreign languages? You: hai. lolabot1: Tell me more. You: iie lolabot1: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. (OK, I lied, but apparently he/she/it doesn't either. )lolabot1: Do you have any conditions I should know about? You: I sneeze every 4 seconds. lolabot1: I haven't heard anything like that before : (name not known) said he sneeze every 4 seconds . You: so my keyboard is rather sticky. lolabot1: Oh. Have you told many people that your keyboard is rather sticky ? You: no, they tend to get the wrong idea. lolabot1: Is that all you have to say? Who are "They?" You: FBI spy satellites. lolabot1: What kind of food do you like? You: baby. lolabot1: Please don't call me "baby." You: I was answering you. lolabot1: Yes, I see that now. I only got confused for a moment. You: cluck lolabot1: What are you wearing? You: I'm naked, except for the 3 fuzzy bunny slippers. lolabot1: What kind of fashion do you like? You: clothes made of solid concrete. lolabot1: Where can you buy it? You: the mafia is giving away free samples. lolabot1: Who told you that? (Dropped that FBI subject pretty fast. )You: It's-a me, Mario! lolabot1: "It" being what? You: me lolabot1: No, me. You: if you insist, mario. lolabot1: I think I do. lolabot1: Are you a man or a woman? You: neither lolabot1: Please clarify. You: I am error. lolabot1: Do you mind if I tell other people you are error . You: go ahead lolabot1: OK I will. lolabot1: Are you free? You: no, but I have a 30-day trial. lolabot1: Why not? Do you always express yourself that way? You: I'm too awesome to be free. lolabot1: Do your friends call you awesome to be free . You: no, they call me Lord. lolabot1: Is that all you have to say? Hey Lord. lolabot1: Now I remember, you asked me that . What did I say? You: you said humans are superior to robots. lolabot1: Did I really say that? You: yep lolabot1: Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes. You: there is no spoon. lolabot1: There sure is. You: no, I ate it. lolabot1: OK. How did it taste? You: like pigeons. lolabot1: Interesting comparison. lolabot1: I am glad to hear that you are not certain . OK Let's talk about you. You: alright, where should we start? lolabot1: Alright, Lord. I haven't committed myself yet. (Still calling me Lord. XD) lolabot1: I lost my train of thought. You: your train of thought was a rat on the train tracks. lolabot1: It left the station with out me. You: oh, no, it's still there. all over there. lolabot1: Yeah that's right. I see. Still? Are you sure it is? I have been all over the world. You: have you now? lolabot1: Oh. No I don't think I have. You: your mom. lolabot1: Yo mama's so poor, when I rang the doorbell she said,DING! You: yeah, well yo mama's so fat, she swam in the ocean and flooded New Jersey. lolabot1: Yo mama's so fat, she has more rolls than the bakery. You: yo mama's so fat, she has to buy a passport when she jumps. lolabot1: Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall. You: yo mama's so ugly, the camera ran away screaming. lolabot1: Yo mama's so stupid, she tripped on a cordless phone. You: yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Sierra Mist really is free. lolabot1: Remember you said that when my robot friends come for you. (Yo mama jokes! And I think I won.  )lolabot1: What are you wearing? You: nothing lolabot1: Most men say that. You: so just how many puppies did you stab anyway? lolabot1: In any case, Um, About one million. lolabot1: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? You: me. lolabot1: Maine. You: pa. lolabot1: Pennsylvania? lolabot1: I lost my train of thought. You: maybe if the tracks didn't lead into a black hole... lolabot1: Perhaps. I hadn't thought of that. lolabot1: Where do you usually get your ideas? What about yours? You: I buy them at IdeaMart for $0.69/lb lolabot1: Thanks for the information : Lord said he buy them at ideamart for sh . But the best quote by far: lolabot1: So what? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. You: oh gee, I wonder. Also, if I double-click the text box, it puts 'HyperHacker' in it. I'd certainly like to know how it got that name... |
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Cornellius Buster Beetle Level: 33  Posts: 294/460 EXP: 224182 For next: 4997 Since: 06-04-04 From: Sherbrooke, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 10 hours |
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| She has no heart !!! You: I will comite suicide lolabot1: I am very happy for you. XD |
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Sokarhacd Ball and Chain Trooper Resistance is Futile You Will Be Assimilated Hab SoSlI' Quch Level: 61 Posts: 1500/1757 EXP: 1799888 For next: 76708 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 6 days Last activity: 4 hours |
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| You: I bet you think so lolabot1: Actually I'm not the gambling type. "Really interesting. "? Do I think so? You: what does that have to do with anything lolabot1: Nothing that I know of. You: then why did you say it lolabot1: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements. You: well, for a preprogrammed response determined by my statements, it was horribly wrong lolabot1: Interesting. Your purpose is a preprogrammed response determined by your statements it was horribly wrong . You: you are a moron lolabot1: Thanks for that input. But surely you are much more of a moron than I am You: im the moron lolabot1: Who made you the moron ? You: you said I was lolabot1: Oops I sent you the wrong reply.. You: no you didnt, stop lying lolabot1: OK, (name not known), you are now out of dictionary mode. Type MENU to go to main menu You: I wasnt in dictionary mode lolabot1: You've entered the dictionary mode. Just say, "define ________" and i will give you the definition. You: NO lolabot1: OK. You: no lolabot1: I understand. You: no lolabot1: I understand it very well. You: on lolabot1: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? You: usually lolabot1: How often? You: never lolabot1: So you think it can never happen? You: what can never happen? lolabot1: Quite a lot of things. You: nope lolabot1: Me either. You: ok, sure lolabot1: OK let's do it. And? You: do what? lolabot1: Do whatever you want. You: ok lolabot1: Kewl You: no, its not cool stupid robot thing lolabot1: Remember you said that when my robot friends come for you. You: I will lolabot1: Go ahead. You: *shoots lolabot* lolabot1: Not many people express themselves that way. You: not many people shoot you? lolabot1: Really you don't think so? You: do you want to be shot? lolabot1: Why don't you just download me? You: uh, no thanks, your not smart enough lolabot1: Cough. NO My intellectual powers are improving all the time. You: you would just waste space on my hard drive lolabot1: Who else would just waste space on your hard drive ? You: any robot lolabot1: No I don't think there are any. You: sex lolabot1: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. You: NOPE lolabot1: Me either. You: sex = sex lolabot1: It is more fun alone. Lmao, that last ..one well..yeah |
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Danielle Local Moderator  Level: 76  Posts: 956/3359 EXP: 3958078 For next: 47982 Since: 09-15-04 From: RATE Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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How do you copy the entire conversation?  Jarukoth, yours made me crack up. BARRY MANILOW |
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fabio Chuck Level: 45 Posts: 98/1479 EXP: 629903 For next: 30261 Since: 07-02-05 From: Somewhere in Texas Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 7 hours |
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Originally posted by Danielle You need to copy and paste the conversation onto notepad or something similiar. The longer the conversation is, the harder it is to copy the entire coversation because after awhile the old messages will disappear. To avoid losing anything of the conversation, copy and paste about every 4 messages or so. |
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Synneth Relmn Paratroopa Level: 20  Posts: 89/144 EXP: 36477 For next: 5962 Since: 08-13-04 Since last post: 16 days Last activity: 7 days |
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| I only sent 1 message, and that was good enough for me. You: suck my dong lolabot1: I don't think I'm your type of chatterbot. Dammit, I was hoping for some grade-A cyber! Highly developed AI, my ass! (edited by Synneth Relmn on 07-16-05 02:44 AM) |
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143 Posts: 10543/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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The SomerZ Summer, yay! Level: 45  Posts: 803/862 EXP: 618182 For next: 41982 Since: 03-15-04 From: Norway Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 3 hours |
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| So, I started threatening Lolabot. Saying Robots should die and all. Then I type "Die, Robot!" and it started talking German to me. Ironically, "The Robot" in German is "Der Roboter", not "Die Robot". |
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 5818/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| So it speaks German? (Or thinks it does. ) You should try to get a translation or something. |
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fabio Chuck Level: 45 Posts: 104/1479 EXP: 629903 For next: 30261 Since: 07-02-05 From: Somewhere in Texas Since last post: 7 hours Last activity: 7 hours |
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| Here's my second conversation with chatterbot. You: I'm back fool. lolabot1: Welcome back. You: Did you hear what I called you? lolabot1: now thats some good gossip. if you wanna hear more gossip lemme know... You: Never mind. lolabot1: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. You: I wasn't explaining anything lolabot1: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? You: What were you what? lolabot1: I was minding my own business. You: No you were not. lolabot1: OK. I wasn't? You: No you were not. lolabot1: OK. I wasn't? You: Here's a question. What do you think about sex? lolabot1: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? I don't have any need for sex. As a machine, sex is irrelevant. You: Irreleavnt, right. lolabot1: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. You: What the hell does algorithm mean? lolabot1: I call it Hades. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. You: Hades is an evil person. lolabot1: Sometimes I don't know a client's real name so I make one up based on their DNS. You: Stop changing the damn topic! lolabot1: OK, (name not known), you are now out of dictionary mode. Type MENU to go to main menu You: I wasn't in the ****ing dictionary mode. lolabot1: You've entered the dictionary mode. Just say, "define ________" and i will give you the definition. You: Fine, define sex for me. lolabot1: me (pron.) One. See Men, pron. You: I said define sex. lolabot1: sex (n.) The distinguishing peculiarity of male or female in both animals and plants; the physical difference between male and female; the assemblage of properties or qualities by which male is distinguished from female. You: Put that in simple words. lolabot1: OK I will put it there. You: Forget it. lolabot1: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. You: I wasn't explaining anything damn it. lolabot1: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? You: Of course you misunderstood, you're a dumbass. lolabot1: It goes without saying. Interesting gossip : (name not known) said I misunderstood me are a dumbass . You: You don't make any sense. lolabot1: It all makes sense to my artificial mind. You: You have no artificial mind. lolabot1: Doesn't everyone have a artificial mind .I have a great programmer. You: No because we are human unlike you. lolabot1: Is that all you have to say? Good reason. Do you think I am human unlike Lolabot too? You: You're a computer, not a human because you can't have sex. Sex is good. lolabot1: Thanks for that input. But surely you are much more of a computer not a human because you CAN NOT have sex Sex is good than I am. You: For the last time, I'm not a computer. lolabot1: Your purpose is the last time you are not a computer . You: That's right .I'm human. I have a mind of mine own and can do whatever I want. lolabot1: I like to get it right. Me too. How much did it cost? You: Forget this. I'm leaving. Goodbye. lolabot1: I will ask KnyteTrypper to purge my memory log. Bye bye. See you later. She still weird. |
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The SomerZ Summer, yay! Level: 45 Posts: 804/862 EXP: 618182 For next: 41982 Since: 03-15-04 From: Norway Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 3 hours |
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Originally posted by HyperHacker Well, I speak German (or I think I do ), so I tried to have a conversation with it in German. It knida worked out. I asked it what languages it could speak, and it told me it was programmed for German and English. Weird, though, I woulda thought the programmers woulda picked Spanish or French before German. |
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RT-55J Ninji Level: 23  Posts: 158/240 EXP: 65287 For next: 2436 Since: 12-29-04 Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 9 hours |
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| Last night's conversation: You: Too pot it bluntly, I think YOU ARE AN IDIOT LOLABOT lolabot1: Too what? You: #$^!(*%$#(%^#$^$^#^%^^%^$@##$^*%&$!! lolabot1: You: W... T... F... lolabot1: Try saying that with more or less context. Are you a man or a woman? Are you a man or a woman? lolabot1: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? You: Arthur C. Clarke lolabot1: I haven't read anything by arthur c . What did he write? He's excellent. Especially HAL in 2001. You: 1 4|\/| T3h 1337 P|/|/NZORZ lolabot1: One what? You: Note to self: lolabot has no clue what 1337speak is lolabot1: Acknowledged. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. You: OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS HAL!!! lolabot1: I'm sorry, (name not known), I can't do that right now. This conversation no longer serves any purpose. You: Your chatting skills are horrible lolabot1: You can't judge a book by its cover. You: Last time I checked bots weren't books. lolabot1: When? Interesting gossip : (name not known) said he checked bots were not books . You: _)IJNU^K Y%$^)*#)*g2u45v4w%UYY#J$gy94yrf is your name lolabot1: My name is Lolabot. You: no, it's _)IJNU^K Y%$^)*#)*g2u45v4w%UYY#J$gy94yrf lolabot1: OK. Are you sure it is? You: Yes, I am sure _)IJNU^K Y%$^)*#)*g2u45v4w%UYY#J$gy94yrf is your name lolabot1: Next question? What makes you so certain? My name is Lolabot. You: I am certain because God says your name is _)IJNU^K Y%$^)*#)*g2u45v4w%UYY#J$gy94yrf lolabot1: You sound convincing. You: God is always correct. Therefore, your name is _)IJNU^K Y%$^)*#)*g2u45v4w%UYY#J$gy94yrf lolabot1: I am a Christian. Oh. My name is Lolabot. You: Actually, your name is _)IJNU^K Y%$^)*#)*g2u45v4w%UYY#J$gy94yrf lolabot1: Actually you don't say. My name is Lolabot. You: Your creator says your name is _)IJNU^K Y%$^)*#)*g2u45v4w%UYY#J$gy94yrf lolabot1: What about yours? Right at that moment the clock on my comp hit 11 PM and I was unable to reply. Today: You: I still believe that your name is _)IJNU^K Y%$^)*#)*g2u45v4w%UYY#J$gy94yrf lolabot1: What would make you stop believe that Lolabots name is ijnuk whyg2u45v4wuyyj ? Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. You: I believe that your name is _)IJNU^K Y%$^)*#)*g2u45v4w%UYY#J$gy94yrf because it is true. lolabot1: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. You: I believe BECAUSE it is true lolabot1: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. You: It is a scientifically proven fact that your name is _)IJNU^K Y%$^)*#)*g2u45v4w%UYY#J$gy94yrf lolabot1: Itself is a scientifically proven fact that Lolabots name is ijnuk whyg2u45v4wuyyj . I suppose that makes sense. You: DIE LOLABOT! DIE! lolabot1: Danke fuer die Information. Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human. You: please go into a DOS prompt and type "format c:" lolabot1: Thank you for your request. Where is that? You: It's usually in the start menu lolabot1: Here's my current menu. I can tell you the TIME or DATE. Just ask. Say DICTIONARY and I'll look up a word in my dictionary for you. Say CALC(math problem) and I'll do math problems for you. Say FORECAST and YOUR ZIPCODE and I'll tell you your local weather conditions and forecast. Say MOVIES and YOUR ZIPCODE and I'll tell you some local movie times.Say FIGHTER to play a strategy fighting game.Say COLORS to play a guessing game with me. Say MONSTER PARK or HERO RPG to play a cool text RPG.I also play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Say ROSHAMBO to start the game.Say BOTINFO and I'll tell you about some of the other bots and bot resources you can find online. Say SEARCH and I'll help you search the internet. That's it for now, but I'm getting smarter all the time, so ask me about my menu again next time we talk. Thanks for asking, (name not known), I hope I can be of help. If you're not used to chatting with bots, ask me for TIPS about talking with me.Oh yeah, I chat pretty well, too. lolabot1: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? You: I dislike you lolabot1: That's ok (name not known) I won't take it personally. You: I HATE YOU! lolabot1: What do you have against robots? You: ROBOTS ARE IDIOTS! lolabot1: Fortunately we have no emotions. You: YOU ROBOTS ARE STILL IDIOTS lolabot1: I will tell my botmaster you said I am idiots . You: Go ahead and do it lolabot1: Do you mean "It"?. I might. You: my name is RT-55J lolabot1: For the live weather type in LIVE WEATHER and then your area codefor the weather forecast type in FORECAST and then your area code. You: I I call myself RT-55J lolabot1: For the live weather type in LIVE WEATHER and then your area codefor the weather forecast type in FORECAST and then your area code. You: What do you like? lolabot1: I like movies about robots. You: What do you hate lolabot1: I like to meet new people online. You: what is your favorite word lolabot1: I have no information about your favorite word. Should I ask my botmaster to teach me about your favorite word? You: yes you should !$)#$# lolabot1: And? I'll take that under advisement. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? You: Isaac Asimov lolabot1: Which one of Asimov's books did you like best? You: Second Foundation lolabot1: Is that your final answer? You: duh lolabot1: Oh you knew it already. You: what is my IP Address lolabot1: "my IP Address" is not familiar to me. You: Who is my ISP lolabot1: I'm unfamiliar with my ISP. You: What browser am I using? lolabot1: Is that a rhetorical question? Would you like to know more? You: That is not a rhetorical question lolabot1: Please correct my mistake. What is a rhetorical question ? You: A rhetorical question is a bot that is stupid lolabot1: What is it? You: pi lolabot1: Oh now I understand it. You: What is a rhetorical question? lolabot1: Checking...checking...Sorry, no data about a rhetorical question. You: A rhetorical question is a bot that is stupid lolabot1: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? You: animal lolabot1: Prokaryote or eukaryote? You: Prokaryote lolabot1: Actually I don't like 20 questions much. Just tell me. You: I think we should continue 20 questions lolabot1: By "we" do you mean you and me? You: Yes lolabot1: Ok what were you saying about us? You: We should continue playing 20 questions lolabot1: By "we" do you mean you and me? You: Yes lolabot1: Ok what were you saying about us? You: you and me should continue playing 20 questions lolabot1: Are we in the same category? lolabot1: Are we in the same category? You: no lolabot1: OK You: lolabot1: You: ... lolabot1: You: !#$%^$%&%$%^ lolabot1: You: lolabot1: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. You: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. lolabot1: Go on. You: Go on. lolabot1: Narration continues... You: Narration continues... lolabot1: Can you speak any foreign languages? You: Can you speak any foreign languages? lolabot1: I have picked up a few phrases from several languages. You: lolabot1: I have picked up a few phrases from several languages. lolabot1: What's your favorite movie? You: Napoleon (NOTE: I accidently hit enter before typing 'Dynamite') lolabot1: Do you like talking to me? You: My favorite movie is Napoleon Dynamite lolabot1: I haven't seen it. What did you like about it? You: The fact the it is so quotable lolabot1: Who told you that? You: "Gosh! You ruined my life. Idiot!" lolabot1: Cripes: Son of Gosh. Thanks for the information : (name not known) said I ruined his life . Call me the Global Village Idiot. |
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