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Snika

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Posted on 07-18-05 08:23 AM Link | Quote
Like this one!

Wanna hear a dirty joke?
The Pig Fell In The Mud!

=P Snika
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Posted on 07-19-05 03:02 AM Link | Quote
Thats good Snika! Check this out:

Wanna hear a clean joke?





























The cow took a bath.


(edited by Keikonium on 07-18-05 06:03 PM)
Sukasa

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Posted on 07-19-05 05:44 AM Link | Quote
Wanna hear a long one?



There's this cruise ship. Best one ever, better than the titanic (didn't sink though). On it there's the best captain in the world, and he owns a parrot, brilliant parrot, knows a ton. So, also on board is a magician, world-renowned for his acts, and he works on board. The captain loves his show, and always takes the parrot with him. The magician hates the parrot though, it's lways messing up his tricks with "Look in the hat! Look in the hat!", or "All the cards are the ace of spades!". Anyways, the magician would like to throttle the parrot, but he won't because it'd be practical suicide if the captain found out. So the magician ignores it.

As fate has it, the ship is sunk in a storm, and the magician, captain, and parrot are stranded together. After 3 days and 3 nights, the parrot speaks for the first time since the accident.

"All right, I give up. What did you do with the ship?"
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Posted on 07-19-05 06:16 AM Link | Quote
Haha. That funny, Darkflight.
Stupid parrots!

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Posted on 07-19-05 07:14 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Darkflight
Wanna hear a long one?



There's this cruise ship. Best one ever, better than the titanic (didn't sink though). On it there's the best captain in the world, and he owns a parrot, brilliant parrot, knows a ton. So, also on board is a magician, world-renowned for his acts, and he works on board. The captain loves his show, and always takes the parrot with him. The magician hates the parrot though, it's lways messing up his tricks with "Look in the hat! Look in the hat!", or "All the cards are the ace of spades!". Anyways, the magician would like to throttle the parrot, but he won't because it'd be practical suicide if the captain found out. So the magician ignores it.

As fate has it, the ship is sunk in a storm, and the magician, captain, and parrot are stranded together. After 3 days and 3 nights, the parrot speaks for the first time since the accident.

"All right, I give up. What did you do with the ship?"
That's one of my favorite jokes of all time. Glad someone else knows it ^^
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Posted on 07-21-05 04:22 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Darkflight
Wanna hear a long one?



There's this cruise ship. Best one ever, better than the titanic (didn't sink though). On it there's the best captain in the world, and he owns a parrot, brilliant parrot, knows a ton. So, also on board is a magician, world-renowned for his acts, and he works on board. The captain loves his show, and always takes the parrot with him. The magician hates the parrot though, it's lways messing up his tricks with "Look in the hat! Look in the hat!", or "All the cards are the ace of spades!". Anyways, the magician would like to throttle the parrot, but he won't because it'd be practical suicide if the captain found out. So the magician ignores it.

As fate has it, the ship is sunk in a storm, and the magician, captain, and parrot are stranded together. After 3 days and 3 nights, the parrot speaks for the first time since the accident.

"All right, I give up. What did you do with the ship?"

.........................AHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just got that! Go00od one!!!!!!!
KATW

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Posted on 07-21-05 04:26 AM Link | Quote
Ive never heard that one, and it actually got a chuckle out of me

My all time favorite.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a catapillar?

A Walkie Talkie


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Posted on 07-21-05 07:07 AM Link | Quote
Fun with English:

When you have a sandwich, you eat a sandwich. When you have an apple, you eat an apple. When you have a baby...?
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Posted on 07-21-05 08:57 AM Link | Quote
..YOU EAT A BABY?!

There's a guy at my school who has a shirt that says that. All the teachers get a kick out it, but I figured he'd get in trouble for it. I guess it's a bit humorous.
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Posted on 07-21-05 11:07 PM Link | Quote
On a similar note... people say, "You are what you eat." So, does that mean we're cannibals
Sukasa

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Posted on 07-22-05 01:39 AM Link | Quote
I guess so... That again, considering how many people eat nuts, it makes sense.
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