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Cymoro
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Posted on 07-11-05 07:48 AM Link | Quote
It has come to my attention that my week-long absence has brought about a number of problems in the community here. One such problem is with Ziff. When i'm not around, he has no one to say stupid shit to, and as such, falls in with bad crowds such as knuck.

Now, these conversations were supposedly going well at first, but towards the end of the week, Ziff started developing an interest in loli, and finally succumbed to the worst kind of all: gay nazi guro loli (NSFW). I am therefore issuing a formal apology for not keeping the interests of Ziff off of loli for a whole week.

Your bestest buddy that's very sorry,
Cymoro


(edited by Cymoro on 07-10-05 10:48 PM)
(edited by Cymoro on 07-10-05 10:54 PM)
Grey the Stampede

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Posted on 07-11-05 07:51 AM Link | Quote
All is forgiven, Cy. After all, looking for gay anal nazi loli guro bondage rape on google produces absolutely no results.

Don't believe me? Try it!
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Posted on 07-11-05 07:54 AM Link | Quote
Haha, nice pic, but where are his legs? The board accepts your apology on the grounds that if it happens again, you will be forced to watch "gay anal nazi loli guro bondage rape".

Which reminds me, Ziff, can I borrow that tape?
alte Hexe

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Posted on 07-11-05 07:56 AM Link | Quote
They were removed quickly and his pants are pulled down to cover the stumps.

And you can't borrow that tape until you acknowledge that the best type of porn is gay anal nazi scat loli guro yiff.
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Posted on 07-11-05 07:58 AM Link | Quote
Which, again, if you'll care to try, produces no results on everyone's favorite search engine.
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Posted on 07-11-05 07:59 AM Link | Quote
I tried my best, but I couldn't babysit him well enough. He just fell out of my hands...
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Posted on 07-11-05 08:07 AM Link | Quote
.....

This has all happened right under my nose and I didn't do a damn thing about it.

I'm so ashamed. I've failed at doing my job.
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Posted on 07-11-05 08:13 AM Link | Quote
You see guys!?

If you let me out for too long I ruin it ALL

Don't let me do that!
Keikonium
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Posted on 07-11-05 08:25 AM Link | Quote
I vote we lock Ziff up and force him to watch naked CANADIAN women on tape all day long. That will force loli out of his mind. And if that doesn't work, we will have to bring in the real thing. Poor, poor Ziff.


(edited by Keikonium on 07-10-05 11:28 PM)
Alastor the Stylish
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Posted on 07-11-05 08:27 AM Link | Quote
Obvious solution: Make it so that if Cy isn't on, Ziff can't post.
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Posted on 07-11-05 08:37 AM Link | Quote
...

Depends which Canadian women you're talking about. We've bred some pretty decent ones IMO.
Keikonium
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Posted on 07-11-05 08:45 AM Link | Quote
I was thinking Shina Twain, Avril Lavigne (shes of age right? Does it even matter), and Celine Dion. I threw the last one in there just to scare him. If he doesn't agree with this, we shall get her to sing, and she wont stop until he agrees.

If you have any other suggestions Colleen, feel free to add them
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Posted on 07-11-05 08:50 AM Link | Quote
I'd say Rachel McAdams, but that's hardly torture. She's a good Canadian, if you can believe it.
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Posted on 07-11-05 08:58 AM Link | Quote
I don't think I have ever heard of her. Her name does sound fimilar tho. I should google her up and see what I find...

*googles*

If you wonder why I am not on the board so much...thats why...lol.
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Posted on 07-11-05 09:15 AM Link | Quote
Haha Keikonium. Here's a good pic of her, for the rest of you that don't know who she is.
What's the point of torturing Ziff with Canadian women again?
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Posted on 07-11-05 07:05 PM Link | Quote
So he doesn't send the people on his AIM certain pictures, that want to make a certain dragon racoon hybrid want to kill certain individuals.

In other words, if you don't take care of him Cy, I'll have to kill him ... My eyes still are bleeding from that.
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Posted on 07-11-05 07:32 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Switzerland
All is forgiven, Cy. After all, looking for gay anal nazi loli guro bondage rape on google produces absolutely no results.

Don't believe me? Try it!
*gasp*

Finally, porn-related words that brings no results. Not at all.

Now, watch Google to find this thread.
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Posted on 07-11-05 08:51 PM Link | Quote
<very offtopic>Why can't google find the threads in the staff fourms?</very offtopic>

Now, as for our Ziff problem:

Perhaps showing him more porn isn't the way to go. Maby forcing him to watch barney, teletubbies, the magic school bus, and other childrens shows will straighten him out. But knowing him, like me, will locate all the sexual innuendos found in those shows. Maby death is the only option...
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Posted on 07-12-05 12:06 AM Link | Quote
haven't any of you seen that episode of Family Guy? we simply place a rotating blade just in front of his crotch.
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Posted on 07-13-05 07:05 AM Link | Quote
Owch to Renee Zellwegger.
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