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Yoshi Dude XKEEPER STOLE MY CAR KEYS Level: 79  Posts: 2297/3271 EXP: 4572680 For next: 6787 Since: 03-15-04 From: give me a number folks. Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| Morris the Moose wanted candy. He went to the wrong store. The man in the store said, "We don't sell candy. Can't you read?" Then he showed Morris the cand store. The man in the candy store Said, "What would you like?" Morris looked at the candy. He liked the gumdrops. He said "Give me some of those." The man said "They are one for a penny. How much money do you have?" Morris looked. He had six pennies. "I have four pennies," he said. The man laughed "You have six! Can't you count? Don't you go to school?" Morris asked "What is school?" The man said "I will show you. But first, here are six gumdrops. They are one for a penny, and you have six pennies." Then the man took Morris to school. The children said, "Oh, look! a real moos!" The teacher said, "Hello. My name is Miss Fine." The man said "He never went to school." Morris could not say anything. His mouth was full of gumdrops. Morris swallowed his gumdrops. Thnen he said, "My name is Morris the Moose. I want to learn to count. I want to learn to read too. I like candy!" Miss Fine said "Hello, Morris. Welcome to our class. Please sit at a desk." Morris tried but he din't fit. He had to sit on to of the desk. "We will now Study the alphabet," said Miss Fine. "This is an A. This is a B...." Morris hid under the desk. He yelled, "Where is the bee? I'm afrid of bees. they sting." Miss Fine said, "I meant the letter B. This one here. It doesn't sting." Then Miss Fine Said "And next there is C......" "Oh, I like the sea!" Morris said "I love to swim!" "No" said Miss FIne. "I meant the letter C. This one here." -Ashley Rocha. December 1996. |
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Danielle Local Moderator  Level: 76  Posts: 535/3359 EXP: 3958078 For next: 47982 Since: 09-15-04 From: RATE Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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| WHAT ABOUT DEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ You could have been like XYZ and he could have been like oops I forgot to zip up.  |
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Colleen Administrator Level: 136 Posts: 8875/11302 EXP: 29369328 For next: 727587 Since: 03-15-04 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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And in other news, Ashley Rocha has been a plagarist for almost 10 years running now.  |
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Yoshi Dude XKEEPER STOLE MY CAR KEYS Level: 79 Posts: 2300/3271 EXP: 4572680 For next: 6787 Since: 03-15-04 From: give me a number folks. Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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Originally posted by ColleenThat's a real story isn't it? I had a feeling it was, "Morris the Moose".. come on. I copied it from a journal I found while looking at childhood things. Earlier than that time, I made another story. Compare and contrast my skills. Once ther was a chomp and Sonic stuk in a STROG BUBEL! But the bad gay did not know that tailes had the key. So tailes let them free ZAP ZAP ZAP just like that "Ther gon but how?" THE END? To be conetud "Im Finaly FREE" Chomp siad. "Me to thake you." siad Sonic. "WO...." but befor thay cold finish thay were thrapet. "ha ha" iad the bad gay. to be contenuod The Hot Lava fluw it killd the bad gay it brok the rope AND.. and chomp woke up "whew what a nait-mare" than he found hem self in a buble. THE END Pictures provided. Perhaps I'll scan it sometime. |
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Valcion YOU WA SHOCK Level: 50  Posts: 879/1139 EXP: 939607 For next: 7710 Since: 03-15-04 From: internets. Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| ENJOY OF BRAND NEW SHOOTING. but where's theclaw when you need him  |
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blackhole89 LOLSEALS Moderator of ROM hacking EmuNET IRC network admin Head GM of TwilightRO Level: 47  Posts: 739/971 EXP: 739208 For next: 26995 Since: 03-15-04 From: Dresden/Germany Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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| lol this made me remember... back when I was four years old, I wanted to become a professional book writer (lol). I was planning on writing a really really awesome story and sending it to a publishing house. =o I actually started writing that story... and I still remember what, up to now, remains my absolutely favourite passage of it. "The little birdie entered the forest. It consisted out of 11735 pines and 8741 spruces." ~ blackhole89 (who wants to remain anonymous not to harm his rl reputation with this), 1992. Back in 1996, I had the nerdy obsession of drawing levels for Yoshi's Island on paper...  |
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Yoshi Dude XKEEPER STOLE MY CAR KEYS Level: 79 Posts: 2302/3271 EXP: 4572680 For next: 6787 Since: 03-15-04 From: give me a number folks. Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| But do you get it? Because Chomp was in a bubble, and got out, and then realized he was dreaming.. but he was in a bubble! GET IT?! GET IT WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT LITTLE ASHLEY COULD BE SO CLEAVER |
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Colleen Administrator Level: 136 Posts: 8877/11302 EXP: 29369328 For next: 727587 Since: 03-15-04 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| "thay were thrapet" That's the absolute best line ever.  And yes, Ashley. It *is* a book.  That I read many moons ago, to be precise. |
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Yoshi Dude XKEEPER STOLE MY CAR KEYS Level: 79 Posts: 2327/3271 EXP: 4572680 For next: 6787 Since: 03-15-04 From: give me a number folks. Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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I couldn't do a better scan without breaking the spine, but you already got the words. Just admire my art.     |
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Colleen Administrator Level: 136 Posts: 8918/11302 EXP: 29369328 For next: 727587 Since: 03-15-04 From: LaSalle, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| Better than me at that age. Seriously, I was mainly drawing Mario levels back then on pads of paper. |
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Kyoufu Kawa I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. Level: 70  Posts: 1706/2481 EXP: 3008456 For next: 7355 Since: 03-19-04 From: Catgirl Central Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 13 hours |
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Originally posted by blackhole89And what, if I may ask, is wrong with that? I designed a whole level editor to go with it, before I even found out about emulation! |
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Squash Monster New Age Retro Hippie Togateiru Fohku Kohgeki!! GRUNGE no HAMSTER otona bite Peace love and turnpike! Level: 40 Posts: 620/677 EXP: 430507 For next: 10802 Since: 03-15-04 From: Maryland (of the Country Between Canada and Mexico) Since last post: 5 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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Originally posted by Kawa-oneechanI can top you both! I actually made a level editor for it!Originally posted by blackhole89And what, if I may ask, is wrong with that? I designed a whole level editor to go with it, before I even found out about emulation! And I used to draw Megaman levels when I was little. Except I sucked at it. |
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Kyoufu Kawa I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. Level: 70 Posts: 1736/2481 EXP: 3008456 For next: 7355 Since: 03-19-04 From: Catgirl Central Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 13 hours |
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| If only I didn't burn my old(est) art. | |||
Jarukoth  IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79  Posts: 2895/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| I actually remember that book. I also remember not liking it that much. But hey, it's a children's story. What can you do?  |
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143  Posts: 10370/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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| Haha, I loved the bee part. That was great. Wait, so you didn |
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Dylan Devil Trumpets and Angel Trombones ~ Level: 54  Posts: 1388/1407 EXP: 1181697 For next: 52173 Since: 06-19-04 From: Ottawa, Canada. Since last post: 1 day Last activity: 6 hours |
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Originally posted by Trapster |
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PumpkinPie Boo! I'll scare your dad!  Big Boo Pretend Moderator All hail the Pumpkin King! Level: 47  Posts: 519/1158 EXP: 718208 For next: 47995 Since: 12-05-04 From: Halloween Town Treats: Many Tricks: Oh yes Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 8 hours |
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| Yow. It seems like anyone can write a children's book nowadays - just suck at writing ! |
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Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 10439/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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| I think I found one of the things I wrote 11-12 years ago. I didn't space between the words so everything looked like one big mess. xD I made some lame stories when I was 10-12 years old.  |
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Danielle Local Moderator Level: 76 Posts: 781/3359 EXP: 3958078 For next: 47982 Since: 09-15-04 From: RATE Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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| Morris the Moose is so much cooler when there's a chain chomp. +50 points for wittle Ashley. |
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