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kitty
Come on babe, pet the pussy ;)
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Posted on 06-23-05 06:02 AM Link
Hrm, I should have done that

OWELL too late now xD
Shyguy
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Posted on 06-23-05 06:04 AM Link
Oh, man. Now Colleen wants to kill me. What am I to do? I am only one person!!!!
Clockworkz

Birdo

"Hoargh! Take your shoes off!"
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Posted on 06-23-05 06:23 AM Link
If I was Admin...

I would...
Design a spammer-eating robot.
Break down all the categories even further
Asess the problems with newbs.
Negotiate with hackers
Use foul language every fucking day for no fucking reason!
Tits!
Open some more secret forums
Lose ||Bass' forum
Obliterate Flamers with my laser-eyes
See to it personally that the name on the banner is changed to "Clockworkz"
Every day would be fun!
Rest my weary head on a pillow of good posts from all my friends.
Shyguy
The Original Femme Fatale!
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Posted on 06-23-05 06:29 AM Link
Don't make me sick the strawberry clock on you again!
tuna
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Posted on 06-23-05 06:53 AM Link
UPDATE `users` SET `powerlevel` = '1' WHERE `id` NOT '87' OR '1' OR '1469'




(edited by Alexa on 06-22-05 09:53 PM)
Shyguy
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Posted on 06-23-05 06:56 AM Link
We all know it's you, Xkeeper. T_T
Sukasa

Boomboom
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From: *Shrug*

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Posted on 06-23-05 07:32 AM Link
You guys are so fricken funny. Anyways:

Decide how to get newbies to listen
Oust People who are too annoying
Make reasonable threads
Yessir, I'd do that!
Just be freindly
Off every one of acmlm's threads
Blow up the world.
Clockworkz

Birdo

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Posted on 06-23-05 08:45 AM Link
I don't get it....
"DOMYJOB"? Pronounced "Domijob? Wierd, dude....
Sukasa

Boomboom
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Posted on 06-23-05 08:48 AM Link
DO MY JOB. As in Actually do it, like most of the admins.
Alastor the Stylish
Hey! I made a cool game! It's called "I poisoned half the food, so if you eat you might die!" Have a taco.


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Since: 03-15-04
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Posted on 06-23-05 10:03 AM Link
Stupid, stupid Darkflight... Horribly stupid things like that will get you nowhere. Understanding the way we function is key to doing well. Trash like you and shyguy are rather doomed. Unpack your bags if you're going to keep trying. Places like this demand persistence.
Black Lord

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Posted on 06-23-05 06:38 PM Link
Originally posted by Shyguy
We all know it's you, Xkeeper. T_T


OMGOMGOMG... Xkeeper is Alexa... I would of never guessed.
Shyguy
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Posted on 06-23-05 07:22 PM Link
Originally posted by Kyouji Craw
Stupid, stupid Darkflight... Horribly stupid things like that will get you nowhere. Understanding the way we function is key to doing well. Trash like you and shyguy are rather doomed. Unpack your bags if you're going to keep trying. Places like this demand persistence.
Why? I never knew in a bazillion years that I was considered trash......

Trash = garbage, right?
Sukasa

Boomboom
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Posted on 06-23-05 09:16 PM Link
Originally posted by Kyouji Craw
Stupid, stupid Darkflight... Horribly stupid things like that will get you nowhere. Understanding the way we function is key to doing well. Trash like you and shyguy are rather doomed. Unpack your bags if you're going to keep trying. Places like this demand persistence.


You know, that made little sense. Frankly, I do things one way, and fo the most part it works. And as for persistence, if I wasn't I'd have left ehre a while ago because of a couple of people, including you, so you're kinda off. Besides, I'd rather be honest trash than dishonest.
NSNick
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Posted on 06-23-05 11:00 PM Link
Originally posted by Kyouji Craw
Stupid, stupid Darkflight... Horribly stupid things like that will get you nowhere. Understanding the way we function is key to doing well. Trash like you and shyguy are rather doomed. Unpack your bags if you're going to keep trying. Places like this demand persistence.

You messed it up with "Darkflight".
Shyguy
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Posted on 06-23-05 11:09 PM Link
You should have put, "Stupid, stupid Shyguy".
HyperLamer
<||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people

Sesshomaru
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Since: 03-15-04
From: Canada, w00t!
LOL FAD

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Posted on 06-24-05 10:59 AM Link
Originally posted by Keikonium

Test out the Kill Hyper Hacker fourm.
Hacker the hyperest of hackers.
Probably ban everyone between the user numbers 217, and 219.
Rape user 218.

Yeah...

Anyway since I already did admin, here's what I'd do if I were president.
  • Off with morons' heads!
  • Kill some people.
  • Dye my hair green.
  • Underwear would be a hat.
  • Dowloading music == legal!
  • Eat some pudding.
  • Name a dog 'Lur of the planet Omicron Persii 8'.
  • Only on Sunday could you sell a beer cap to a hobo for more than 27 dollars and 61 cents.
  • Weld pots to fire hydrants.
  • Yoshi statue.
  • Orangutangs would be randomly placed on rooftops via helicopter.
  • Umm... Eat more pudding?
  • Run around in circles.
  • Electrocute spammers.
  • Spy on everyone with satellites.
  • Create a giant toaster.
  • Add 'saran wrap' to the list of flavours at a random ice cream store.
  • Roll up idiots in carpets and throw them off bridges.
  • Investigate who killed Opera.
  • Newts would rain from the sky.
  • Go to every country except Iceland.
  • Make a law against throwing pies straight up between 3:07 and 4:21 PM on December 8th.
  • Empty trash cans into eachother.
kitty
Come on babe, pet the pussy ;)
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Since: 03-15-04
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Posted on 06-24-05 11:55 AM Link
Originally posted by NSNick
Originally posted by Kyouji Craw
Stupid, stupid Darkflight... Horribly stupid things like that will get you nowhere. Understanding the way we function is key to doing well. Trash like you and shyguy are rather doomed. Unpack your bags if you're going to keep trying. Places like this demand persistence.

You messed it up with "Darkflight".
As if he'd get it anyway? (Obviously, by his response, he didn't )
Keikonium
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Posted on 06-25-05 01:08 AM Link
I was only kidding Hyper Hacker. I just didn't want to do the KILL HYPER HACKER thing. And my sick mind couldn't think of anything else.

So lets see...if I were Prime Minister I would:

Be a truthful politician (as if thats possible).
Lick a toosie pop and document how many licks it took to the center.
Open up a polling station on the moon for the aliens I contact.
Would ban the need for elections on earth. Kei4eva!
Use mind control so everyone agrees with me.
Pimps and hookers would be legal.
Taxs would no longer exist.
Hire Monica Lewinsky as my secretary.
Eliminate all other living politicians (especially the president).
Use everyone for my own personal gain.
Soon I will take over the world.
Also, does anyone even read these? or just look for the acronym?


(edited by Keikonium on 06-24-05 04:09 PM)
NSNick
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Posted on 06-25-05 01:35 AM Link
Ban people
Elucidate shit
Talk
Otterize
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Sukasa

Boomboom
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Posted on 06-25-05 04:03 AM Link
Nice. We need someone original.
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