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Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-03-04 03:33 AM Link | Quote
5 guys said they will come to my house and beat the shit outta me. TOMORROW! Help! Suggestions? they're all like 5x stronger than me, too...
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Posted on 04-03-04 03:35 AM Link | Quote
Lock your door. Problem solved!
witeasprinwow

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Posted on 04-03-04 03:41 AM Link | Quote
1. Buy weapon.
2. Wait for them to come in.
3. They'll probably run pretty fast.
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Posted on 04-03-04 03:43 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by witeasprinwow
1. Buy weapon.

Probably not an easy thing to do for someone his age (I'm guessing 12-14?) It's not impossible sadly, but not easy.
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Posted on 04-03-04 03:49 AM Link | Quote
Gather alot of semi-heavy stones, and when they come to your door, throw the stones at them from a nearby window.
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Posted on 04-03-04 03:49 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Tomuko
Originally posted by witeasprinwow
1. Buy weapon.

Probably not an easy thing to do for someone his age (I'm guessing 12-14?) It's not impossible sadly, but not easy.


Okay, mabye it's a little impractical.

Still, if worse comes to worse and they break your door down or something, you probably have a knife or something laying around to defend yourself with.

Still, Yiffy Kitten's solution is the best. Make sure your door is locked and closed, otherwise it's just trespassing and not breaking and entering. If you tell them to go away and they don't leave, call the cops. Simple as that.
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Posted on 04-03-04 03:51 AM Link | Quote
Get nerf weapons. Attach tacks or sharp pointy objects to the arrows/balls in such a way that they can still fly without much trouble.

Problem solved.
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Posted on 04-03-04 04:02 AM Link | Quote
You can either use a staple gun or a hot glue gun and super-glue them to the door... Assuming you have those in your house. And those are pretty common tools, so I'd think you'd have them somewhere.
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Posted on 04-03-04 04:07 AM Link | Quote
The beauty of weaons is that anything can be one. Here are a few of my favs:
ball bat
skillit
belt
pool stick
rocks
chair

Cmon' be creative.

Simple weapons are the best, hell terorists hijacked planes and killed thousands with nothing more than boxcutters.


(edited by JaCory on 04-02-04 06:09 PM)
witeasprinwow

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Posted on 04-03-04 04:08 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kiwibonga
Erm... find people who are stronger than them...


I don't think most people who listen to Moby can be classified as "strong".

What the hell do these people want with you, anyways? Are you sure they weren't joking?
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Posted on 04-03-04 04:13 AM Link | Quote
In the worst case scenario, you could take something long and pointy and shove it up the ass of their ringleader...

EDIT: those thingamajigs you touch coals in the fireplace with would work perfect.


(edited by Mighty Kefka on 04-02-04 06:14 PM)
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Posted on 04-03-04 05:02 AM Link | Quote
If they show up, just give in. it will make us happier, and besides, I'm sure you would make an interesting street pizza. Why not just...oh, I don't know. Tell your parrents? Hell, maybe even an authority figure, the police are always nice. Unless your parrents are fucked up like that and would let someone walk into your house and abuse you.


(edited by MajinBlueDragon on 04-02-04 07:05 PM)
(edited by MajinBlueDragon on 04-02-04 07:06 PM)
witeasprinwow

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Posted on 04-03-04 05:08 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by MajinBlueDragon
I just wish I could take credit for them coming in the first place. If they show up, just give in. it will make us happier, and besides, I'm sure you would make an interesting street pizza.


MELODRAMA
ALERT


Sorry, folks. False alarm.


(edited by witeasprinwow on 04-02-04 07:09 PM)
(edited by witeasprinwow on 04-02-04 07:09 PM)
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-03-04 05:35 AM Link | Quote
Majin, you're an ass, man. How bout a broken whiskey bottle? And I am 16, witeasprinwow. I have a 7.63mm handgun (with no ammo), so I could scare the hell out of em...
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Posted on 04-03-04 05:41 AM Link | Quote
7.63mm handgun? I didn't know 7.63 was an ammo size, nevermind that they made pistols that would take something that small...

And besides, 16 y/o's cannot legally own a gun, period. 18 for rifles, 21 for handguns.
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Posted on 04-03-04 05:46 AM Link | Quote
Just because there's an age limit doesn't mean somebody he knows couldn't give it to him. My Grandmother gave my 17 year old brother her service revolver.

Also, I'm sure he meant 7.62... Aw, look at that! 3 and 2 are right next to each other.

It's some kind of Russian pistol, right? Makarov? CZ-52?

Anyway, my suggestion is to keep some kind of large, blunt object near you at all times... As JaCory suggested, a baseball bat would work wonders.


(edited by Stasis on 04-02-04 07:48 PM)
kitty
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Posted on 04-03-04 05:47 AM Link | Quote
I didn't know they had pistols that used rifle ammo...
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Posted on 04-03-04 05:48 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yiffy Kitten
I didn't know they had pistols that used rifle ammo...


Probably not legal pistols, but I wouldn't be surpised if someone rigged one to do so. I heard some terrorist group got an AK to accept special kinds of shotgun shells, although it didn't really work that well.
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Posted on 04-03-04 05:48 AM Link | Quote
He didn't say x39 of x51, did he? There are lots of 7.62mm pistol rounds.

Wite, there are no laws against modifying a gun to accept different ammo in the US.


(edited by Stasis on 04-02-04 07:50 PM)
(edited by Stasis on 04-02-04 07:53 PM)
kitty
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Posted on 04-03-04 05:59 AM Link | Quote
Stasis: Um, yes, I am pretty sure there are. It falls into the same category as, say, modifying a semi-auto AK to shoot fully auto...

I'd like to see a picture of this pistol
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