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Sandy53215
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Posted on 05-31-05 04:43 AM

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Topeka, KS - High school sophomore Brett Tyson was suspended today after teachers learned he may be using PHP.

"A teacher overheard him say that he was using PHP, and as part of our Zero-Tolerance policy against drug use, he was immediately suspended. No questions asked," said Principal Clyde Thurlow. "We're not quite sure what PHP is, but we suspect it may be a derivative of PCP, or maybe a new designer drug like GHB."

Parents are frightened by the discovery of this new menace in their children's school, and are demanding the school do something. "We heard that he found out about PHP at school on the internet. There may even be a PHP web ring operating on school grounds," said irate parent Carol Blessing. "School is supposed to be teaching our kids how to read and write. Not about dangerous drugs like PHP."

In response to parental demands the school has reconfigured its internet WatchDog software to block access to all internet sites mentioning PHP. Officials say this should prevent any other students from falling prey like Brett Tyson did. They have also stepped up locker searches and brought in drug sniffing dogs.

Interviews with students suggested that PHP use is wide spread around the school, but is particularly concentrated in the geeky nerd population. When contacted by BBspot.com, Brett Tyson said, "I don't know what the hell is going on dude, but this suspension gives me more time for fraggin'. Yee haw!"

PHP is a hypertext preprocessor, which sounds very dangerous. It is believed that many users started by using Perl and moved on to the more powerful PHP. For more information on how to recognize if your child may be using PHP please visit http://www.php.net

Got this off another site. Pretty funny.XD

alte Hexe

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Posted on 05-31-05 04:48 AM

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I've heard this one before. It's been posted a million times.

Welcome to two years ago.

Don't post.

Sandy53215
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Posted on 05-31-05 04:50 AM

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O my God. Go fucking cry somewhere else. Some people might find this funny.

Edit: Also how imature was that.

(edited by Randy53215 on 05-30-05 11:51 AM)
(edited by Randy53215 on 05-30-05 11:51 AM)

alte Hexe

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Posted on 05-31-05 04:56 AM

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Originally posted by Randy53215
O my God. Go fucking cry somewhere else. Some people might find this funny.

Edit: Also how imature was that.

You swore.

Immature. Just like the improper spelling of immature.

OMG.

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Posted on 05-31-05 05:01 AM

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Originally posted by Randy53215
O my God. Go fucking cry somewhere else. Some people might find this funny.

Edit: Also how imature was that.

Uh. I didn't find it funny, I found it pretty stupid. and obviously fake. even if it was posted in 1988 it would be stupid and not funny. you're stupid and not funny I hate you ;~;

alte Hexe

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Posted on 05-31-05 05:02 AM

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You made Setzer cry.

BAKA!

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Posted on 05-31-05 05:02 AM

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Haven't heard that one before.

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Posted on 05-31-05 05:03 AM

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One time I had to take a urinalysis for work.

I tested positive for tobacco.

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Posted on 05-31-05 05:04 AM

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Originally posted by Darth Legious
One time I had to take a urinalysis for work.

I tested positive for tobacco.

But I thought you didn't smoke

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Posted on 05-31-05 05:05 AM

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Originally posted by Cymoro
Originally posted by Darth Legious
One time I had to take a urinalysis for work.

I tested positive for tobacco.

But I thought you didn't smoke

Well, I was going to quit about three years ago but Yoshi Dude said something about it that set me off. From then on out, I decided that I was going to keep smoking just to spite her.

alte Hexe

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Posted on 05-31-05 05:06 AM

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You are worse than Hitler for that

LOOK AT HIM DANCE

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Posted on 05-31-05 05:17 AM

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stfu leg, quitters never win~ [and marlboro's are for hicks, ya hick!]

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Posted on 05-31-05 08:04 PM

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It didn

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