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Legion banning people for no reason sure is fun Level: 101  Posts: 3903/5657 EXP: 10399737 For next: 317938 Since: 03-15-04 From: The Crossroads is under attack! Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 5 days |
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| I'm always glad to have the opportunity to speak openly, without fear of Acmlm's Board twisting my words in a treasonous attempt to turn peaceful gatherings into embarrassing scandals. The full truth of my conclusion I shall develop in the course of this letter, but the conclusion's general outline is that it has never gotten ahead because of its hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of its successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue. A good friend of mine once said that we should all expose Acmlm's Board's conclusions for what they really are. Amen to that! In fact, I even informed my friend that Acmlm's Board just keeps on saying, "We don't give a [expletive deleted] about you. We just want to make higher education accessible only to those in the higher echelons of society." The blatant ignorance and social maladjustment of Acmlm's Board's jokes will destabilize society by the next full moon. To be more pedantic about it, Acmlm's Board's janissaries are quick to point out that because Acmlm's Board is hated, persecuted, and repeatedly laughed at, it is the real victim here. The truth is that, if anything, Acmlm's Board is a victim of its own success -- a success that enables Acmlm's Board to up the ante considerably. I feel no more personal hatred for Acmlm's Board than I might feel for a herd of wild animals or a cluster of poisonous reptiles. One does not hate those whose souls can exude no spiritual warmth; one pities them. I am sorry to have to put this so bluntly, but Acmlm's Board's lickspittles feel that "the sky is falling." First off, that's a lousy sentence. If they had written that Acmlm's Board offers nothing but cheap insults and banal rhetoric, then that quote would have had more validity. As it stands, I don't care what others say about Acmlm's Board. It's still useless, duplicitous, and it intends to make incorrect leaps of logic. Acmlm's Board has it all wrong; it thinks it's good that its hastily mounted campaigns infiltrate and then dominate and control the mass media. It is difficult to know how to respond to such monumentally misplaced values, but let's try this: There are some dirty prevaricators who are abusive. There are also some who are blockish. Which category does Acmlm's Board fall into? If the question overwhelms you, I suggest you check "both". What kind of loser wants to transmogrify society's petty gripes and irrational fears into "issues" to be catered to? A loser like Acmlm's Board. Acmlm's Board sometimes uses the word "antianthropomorphism" when describing its politics. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response. Even if Acmlm's Board's facts were reliable, they were gathered selectively and then manipulated towards favored conclusions. Sectarianism doesn't work. So why does Acmlm's Board cling to it? People often ask me that question. It's a difficult question to answer, however, because the querist generally wants a simple, concise answer. He doesn't want to hear a long, drawn-out explanation about how Acmlm's Board maintains that it has its moral compass in tact. This is hardly the case. Rather, there is growing evidence that says, to the contrary, that it will probably never understand why it scares me so much. And Acmlm's Board does scare me: Its values are scary, its excuses are scary, and most of all, it believes that an open party with unlimited access to alcohol can't possibly outgrow the host's ability to manage the crowd. The real damage that this belief causes actually has nothing to do with the belief itself, but with psychology, human nature, and the skillful psychological manipulation of that nature by Acmlm's Board and its inconsiderate associates. Acmlm's Board managed to convince a bunch of soporific punks to help it keep us perennially behind the eight ball. What was the quid pro quo there? Well, once you begin to see the light, you'll realize that my love for people necessitates that I reach the broadest possible audience with the message that when lying and evidence-tampering fail, it usually turns to outright intimidation to pander to our worst fears. Yes, I face opposition from Acmlm's Board. However, this is not a reason to quit but to strive harder. Acmlm's Board has always used sectarianism as its moorings. To cap that off, an organization that wants to get ahead should try to understand the long-range consequences of its actions. Acmlm's Board has never had that faculty. It always does what it wants to do at the moment and figures it'll be able to lie itself out of any problems that arise. We must illustrate the virtues that Acmlm's Board lacks -- courage, truthfulness, courtesy, honesty, diligence, chivalry, loyalty, and industry. Those who claim otherwise do so only to justify their own infantile views. Acmlm's Board has, at times, called me "crude" or "brutish". Such contemptuous name-calling has passed far beyond the stage of being infantile but harmless. It has the capacity to provide irritable, grotesque half-wits with an irresistible temptation to extinguish the voices of opposition. Many people are shocked when I tell them that this truth will be as pertinent six years as 60 years hence. And I'm shocked that so many people are shocked. You see, I had thought everybody already knew that Acmlm's Board wants us to believe that we can solve all of our problems by giving it lots of money. We might as well toss that money down a well, because we'll never see it again. What we will see, however, is that if I didn't sincerely believe that Acmlm's Board is a fearful organization hiding behind a facade of cool, then I wouldn't be writing this letter. It's certainly a tragedy that Acmlm's Board's goal in life is apparently to overthrow democratic political systems. Here, I use the word "tragedy" as the philosopher Whitehead used it. Whitehead stated that "the essence of dramatic tragedy is not unhappiness. It resides in the solemnity of the remorseless working of things," which I interpret as saying that just because Acmlm's Board and its toadies don't like being labelled as "reckless ogres" or "loquacious, cantankerous nonentities" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit. Acmlm's Board claims that honor counts for nothing. Well, I beg to differ. Acmlm's Board claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to use boosterism as a more destructive form of chauvinism. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Acmlm's Board's lieutenants. The truth is that Acmlm's Board's statements such as "Society is supposed to be lenient towards venom-spouting disgusting-types" indicate that we're not all looking at the same set of facts. Fortunately, these facts are easily verifiable with a trip to the library by any open and honest individual. Acmlm's Board's overgeneralizations promote a redistribution of wealth. This is always an appealing proposition for Acmlm's Board's adherents because much of the redistributed wealth will undoubtedly end up in the hands of the redistributors as a condign reward for their loyalty to Acmlm's Board. Acmlm's Board is differentiated from your average intransigent mean-spirited-types by virtue of the fact that it wants to prevent me from sleeping soundly at night. Believe me, I certainly don't want to give Acmlm's Board a chance to present a false image to the world by hiding unpleasant but vitally important realities about its op-ed pieces. Perhaps I must protest Acmlm's Board's use of unbalanced bourgeoisie to achieve its brutal goals, but remember that its readiness to call me rabid has to be the most egregious example imaginable of the pot calling the kettle black. Don't make the mistake of thinking otherwise. Acmlm's Board does, and that's why I recently informed it that its secret police encourage bleeding-heart frowzy-types to see themselves as victims and, therefore, live by alibis rather than by honest effort. Acmlm's Board said it'd "look further into the matter." Well, not too much further; after all, its ramblings are rife with contradictions and difficulties; they're completely crotchety, meet no objective criteria, and are unsuited for a supposedly educated population. And as if that weren't enough, its cop-outs are designed to remake the world to suit its own snotty needs. And they're working; they're having the desired effect. Someone has to be willing to build a sane and healthy society free of Acmlm's Board's destructive influences. Even if it's not polite to do so. Even if it hurts a lot of people's feelings. Even if everyone else is pretending that there is an international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids. Unfortunately, unsavory, nutty flag burners who treat people like uninformed, prolix hellions make no effort to contend with the inevitable consequences of that action. One can examine this from another angle, and plainly see that there is something grievously wrong with those meddlesome yokels who reap a whirlwind of destroyed marriages, damaged children, and, quite possibly, a globe-wide expression of incurable sexually transmitted diseases. Shame on the lot of them! Plan to join Acmlm's Board's camp? Be sure to check your conscience at the door. Okay, that was a facetious statement. This one is not: If you want to hide something from Acmlm's Board, you just have to put it in a book. Other than that, I am not fooled by Acmlm's Board's morally questionable and eristic rhetoric. I therefore gladly accept the responsibility of notifying others that when Acmlm's Board was first found trying to impugn the patriotism of its opponents, I was scared. I was scared not only for my personal safety; I was scared for the people I love. And now that Acmlm's Board is planning to condemn innocent people to death, I'm terrified. As something that enjoys brandishing words like "counterexpostulation" and "hematospectrophotometer" as a smoke screen to hide its maneuvers' inherent paradoxes, Acmlm's Board must definitely be at a loss when someone presents a logical counterargument to its appalling, pusillanimous perversions. I don't normally want to expose anyone to rigorous sarcasm, satire and disdain, but Acmlm's Board deserves it. Some censorious, brainless thought police actually aver that Acmlm's Board has mystical powers of divination and prophecy. This is the kind of muddled thinking that Acmlm's Board is encouraging with its stances. Even worse, all those who raise their voice against this brainwashing campaign are denounced as ignorant heretics. I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with Acmlm's Board and its coadjutors, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that even if one is opposed to scurrilous antipluralism (and I am), then surely, if you're the type who dares to think for yourself, then you've probably already determined that some of us have an opportunity to come in contact with infantile vandals on a regular basis at work or in school. We, therefore, may be able to gain some insight into the way they think, into their values; we may be able to understand why they want to cure the evil of discrimination with more discrimination. Acmlm's Board's tirades are in conflict with accepted morality. Surprised? You shouldn't be, because the only weapons Acmlm's Board has in its intellectual arsenal are book burning, brainwashing, and intimidation. That's all it has, and it knows it. Acmlm's Board is a small dollop of pond scum masquerading as an organization. That's all I have to say. Thank you for reading this letter. Long live the Queen, Sir Legion In the year of our lord Two Thousand and Five |
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Cymoro PATRICK DUFFY WILL LASER YOUR SOUL   Level: 67  Posts: 1613/2216 EXP: 2549743 For next: 43129 Since: 03-15-04 From: Cymoro Gaming Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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alte Hexe Star Mario I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night Alive as you and me "But Joe you're ten years dead!" "I never died" said he "I never died!" said he Level: 99  Posts: 3887/5458 EXP: 9854489 For next: 145511 Since: 03-15-04 From: ... Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| I'm pretty sure that that is taken from somewhere else. I know I've seen that a letter very similar to that printed in a book about Swift. | |||
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Keikonium Banned Level: NAN Posts: 1274/-2459 EXP: NAN For next: 0 Since: 04-02-04 Since last post: 63 days Last activity: 9 hours |
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As you have said in this thread to Gavin:Originally posted by Legion I did read the first 2 paragraphs, and I still have no clue what you are talking about. Something to do with you disliking Acmlm's Board? Plus you used all these big words like: maladjustment janissaries (is that even a word  )pedantic monumentally antianthropomorphism (please tell me what that means) I don't have anything against you, infact I like reading your --shorter-- posts alot. Most are funny. But its people like you, who get around bans and stuff, who make this place not as good as it could be. Some staff here is corrupt....  ....Also, Ziff, are you staff or not? I see you moderate a fourm, but you are regular user color? Are you staff? (edited by Keikonium on 05-24-05 01:17 PM) |
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Valcion Kaizer Koopa Level: 15 Posts: 34/109 EXP: 15170 For next: 1214 Since: 05-08-05 Since last post: 143 days Last activity: 142 days |
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FreeDOS Lava Lotus Wannabe-Mod :< Level: 59 Posts: 1443/1657 EXP: 1648646 For next: 24482 Since: 03-15-04 From: Seattle Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| Generated complaint/10 Kind of obvious when "Acmlm's Board" is used as if it were a person. |
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Cymoro PATRICK DUFFY WILL LASER YOUR SOUL Level: 67 Posts: 1614/2216 EXP: 2549743 For next: 43129 Since: 03-15-04 From: Cymoro Gaming Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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Originally posted by Keikonium First, Gavin and Leg are one in the same; just an alt AND a ban evade. He just hated himself to make it seem like Gavin was someone else. Second, Leg hates us all. This is because of you. Thanks, asshole >( Fourth, big words means he's smart. The smartest one of all. Fifth, he's not fucking funny. As a matter of fact, he is the positrons of funny, causing spastic explosions when he walks into a comedy club. And pope, but not least, Ziff hacked the board. |
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FreeDOS Lava Lotus Wannabe-Mod :< Level: 59 Posts: 1445/1657 EXP: 1648646 For next: 24482 Since: 03-15-04 From: Seattle Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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Shyguy The Original Femme Fatale! Level: 57  Posts: 921/1998 EXP: 1443008 For next: 42920 Since: 02-14-05 Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| Legion. Um, Acmlm's is going down the proverbial tubes, but you didn't have to write a book about it.... |
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||bass Programmer Admin Level: 44  Posts: 415/817 EXP: 570813 For next: 40472 Since: 03-15-04 From: Salem, Connecticut Since last post: 26 days Last activity: 11 days |
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| OK.... Seriously.... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! The complaint was autogenerated by a CGI program! DUH DUH DUH! Thirty seconds of reading and an IQ of 12 is all you need to see that the complaint looks like a mad-libs creation. DUHEDIT: Why do you think this was posted in crazyness? DUH! (edited by ||bass on 05-24-05 01:59 PM) |
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knuck Hinox Banned until 19-58-5815: trolling, flaming, spamming, being a general fucktard... Level: 62 Posts: 1283/1818 EXP: 1894574 For next: 90112 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 9 hours |
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| Let's talk again about an all-too-familiar subject: Cadet Legion Pinion and his stentorian memoirs. Here's a quick review: Legion's inclinations promote a redistribution of wealth. This is always an appealing proposition for Legion's encomiasts because much of the redistributed wealth will undoubtedly end up in the hands of the redistributors as a condign reward for their loyalty to Legion. Note that the foregoing does not pretend to be an accurate description of all people who might be considered tactless prima donnas. It is only a rough indication of some of Legion's general tendencies. His ebullitions express themselves in thousandfold manifestations, with one of Legion's votaries in despair and hopelessness, with another in ill will, anger, and indignation, with these scabrous pseudo-intellectuals in indifference, and with those in furious excesses. If Legion's imprecations aren't addlepated, I don't know what is. It would be charitable of me not to mention that I will let Legion's record speak for itself. Fortunately, I am not beset by a spirit of false charity, so I will instead maintain that he shouldn't give squalid, moonstruck sciolists far more credibility than they deserve. That's just plain common sense. Of course, the people who appreciate his principles are those who eagerly root up common sense, prominently hold it out, and decry it as poison with astonishing alacrity. Legion may be sincere, but he is also sincerely self-absorbed. It's my hunch that sooner than you think, his shell games will degenerate into hotbeds of rumor and innuendo. Why do I tell you this? Because these days, no one else has the guts to. It goes almost without saying that in order to solve the big problems with him, we must first understand these problems, and to understand them, we must question authority. The confusion that Legion creates is desirable and convenient to our national enemies, and hence, by extension, you may have noticed that a leopard can't change its spots. But you don't know the half of it. For starters, Legion should work with us, not step in at the eleventh hour and hog all the glory. How dare he take rights away from individuals whom only Legion perceives as mephitic? His op-ed pieces rub me the wrong way. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life. Let's be frank: If you read his writings while mentally out of focus, you may get the sense that people don't mind having their communities turned into war zones. But if you read Legion's writings while mentally in focus and weigh each point carefully, it's clear that his comments cannot stand on their own merit. That's why they're dependent on elaborate artifices and explanatory stories to convince us that Legion is known for his sound judgment, unerring foresight, and sagacious adaptation of means to ends. Lastly, I can't end this letter without mentioning that Cadet Legion Pinion clings to vandalism like a drowning man clings to a life preserver. |
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Shyguy The Original Femme Fatale! Level: 57 Posts: 922/1998 EXP: 1443008 For next: 42920 Since: 02-14-05 Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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Cymoro PATRICK DUFFY WILL LASER YOUR SOUL Level: 67 Posts: 1616/2216 EXP: 2549743 For next: 43129 Since: 03-15-04 From: Cymoro Gaming Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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RT-55J Ninji Level: 23  Posts: 68/240 EXP: 65287 For next: 2436 Since: 12-29-04 Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 9 hours |
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| To my many friends, both known and unknown, wherever you may be, I submit these thoughts for your consideration. To start, I'm not very conversant with Capt. Legion Pinion Obvious V's background. To be quite frank, I don't care to be. I already know enough to state with confidence that I once overheard Legion say something quite astonishing. Are you strapped in? Legion said that the sky is falling. Can you believe that? At least his statement made me realize that his attempts to throw us into a "heads I win, tails you lose" situation are much worse than mere denominationalism. They are hurtful, malicious, criminal behavior and deserve nothing less than our collective condemnation. Anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that Legion needs to stop living in denial. He needs to wake up and realize that his proxies say, "University professors must conform their theses and conclusions to Legion's coldhearted prejudices if they want to publish papers and advance their careers." Yes, I'm afraid they really do talk like that. It's the only way for them to conceal that if you can make any sense out Legion's foolish, brutish prevarications, then you must have gotten higher marks in school than I did. Given the range and unpredictability of human behavior, it is quite possible that Legion will probably respond to this letter just like he responds to all criticism. He will put me down as "hidebound" or "sexist". That's his standard answer to everyone who says or writes anything about him except the most fawning praise. If you understand that he prefers to see problems talked to death instead of solved, then you can comprehend that he operates on an international scale to promote a culture of dependency and fKitten Yiffer. It's only fitting, therefore, that we, too, work on an international scale, but to provide an atmosphere of mutual respect, free from Fabianism, Pyrrhonism, and all other forms of prejudice and intolerance. But this is something to be filed away for future letters. At present, I wish to focus on only one thing: the fact that his older reinterpretations of historic events were soulless enough. His latest ones are unquestionably beyond the pale. Contrary to what Legion would have you believe, there is another side to the issue. But what, you may ask, does any of that have to do with the theme of this letter, viz., that this has been documented repeatedly? I once asked Legion that question -- I am still waiting for an answer. In the meantime, let me point out that Legion will do everything in his power to misdirect our efforts into fighting each other rather than into understanding the nature and endurance of soporific, flippant ethnocentrism. No wonder corruption is endemic to our society; Legion is trying to create widespread psychological suffering. His mission? To displace meaningful discussion of an issue's merit or demerit with hunch and emotion. It is imperative that all of us in this community upbraid Legion for being so malicious. This cannot occur unless there is a true spirit of respect and an appreciation of differences. He claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to make his practices a key dynamic in modern deconstructionism by viscerally defining "microclimatological" through the experience of evil snobbism. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by Legion's comrades. The truth is that the unalterable law of biology has a corollary that is generally overlooked. Specifically, Legion and several groups of unscrupulous conspiracy theorists are in cahoots to progressively narrow the sphere of human freedom. So let Legion call me unconscionable. I call him ribald. Letting malodorous used-car salesmen promote the total destruction of individuality in favor of an all-powerful group is unthinkable. (Actually, Legion's simple-minded remonstrations induce paralysis of the cerebrum, but that's not important now.) Legion does not merely scar little children's self-image. He does so consciously, deliberately, willfully, and methodically. At the end of this journey, I want to be able to say that I tried my best to make an impartial and well-informed evaluation of the advantages and disadvantages of his expedients. What are the lessons for us in this? First, it's that anyone who says that it is macabre to question his flimflams can be branded as both sanctimonious and dictatorial. And second, he seeks scapegoats for his own shortcomings by blaming the easiest target he can find, that is, unreasonable scum. Who is behind the decline of our civilization? The culprit responsible is not the Illuminati, not the Insiders, not the Humanists, not even the Communists. No, the decline of our civilization is attributable primarily to Legion Pinion Obvious. His perceptions are not an isolated case of pharisaical, self-satisfied pr |
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kitty Come on babe, pet the pussy ;) Level: 70 Posts: 1366/2449 EXP: 2962406 For next: 53405 Since: 03-15-04 From: Scranton, PA, USA Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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Shyguy The Original Femme Fatale! Level: 57 Posts: 923/1998 EXP: 1443008 For next: 42920 Since: 02-14-05 Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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Originally posted by Yiffy KittenDon't make fun of me! I didn't even know what was going on! I don't know HOW they did that, or from what site they're from!Originally posted by ||bass |
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Valcion Kaizer Koopa Level: 15 Posts: 35/109 EXP: 15170 For next: 1214 Since: 05-08-05 Since last post: 143 days Last activity: 142 days |
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alte Hexe Star Mario I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night Alive as you and me "But Joe you're ten years dead!" "I never died" said he "I never died!" said he Level: 99 Posts: 3889/5458 EXP: 9854489 For next: 145511 Since: 03-15-04 From: ... Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| I wish I could stop breating. But the antidisestablishmentarianistic existential implications are to Kafkaesque to comprehend. | |||
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kitty Come on babe, pet the pussy ;) Level: 70 Posts: 1368/2449 EXP: 2962406 For next: 53405 Since: 03-15-04 From: Scranton, PA, USA Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 3 hours |
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Originally posted by Valcion KaizerI'm going to hold my breath! I'LL DO IT MAN! I'M GOING TO DO IT! I'M DOING IT! *Passes out, then comes to later* DAMMIT! Still alive! Now you're just going to be MORE PHURIOUS  |
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Legion banning people for no reason sure is fun Level: 101 Posts: 3914/5657 EXP: 10399737 For next: 317938 Since: 03-15-04 From: The Crossroads is under attack! Since last post: 5 days Last activity: 5 days |
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