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Posted on 05-12-05 07:15 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Emperor Ziffatine
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I just want to have sex with an alien.


If that's even physically possible. Aliens may reproduce in completely different ways than humans.


I'll find a way.

I will so be trying. If they spawn like salmon, I'll find a way. If they do it like birds. I'll find a way. If they do it psychic style...I'll find a way.
What if the aliens are snails with pyrite shells?
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Posted on 05-12-05 07:17 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Banedon
If that's even physically possible. Aliens may reproduce in completely different ways than humans.



May?
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Posted on 05-12-05 07:22 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Yiffy Kitten
Originally posted by Emperor Ziffatine
Originally posted by Banedon
Originally posted by Emperor Ziffatine
I just want to have sex with an alien.


If that's even physically possible. Aliens may reproduce in completely different ways than humans.


I'll find a way.

I will so be trying. If they spawn like salmon, I'll find a way. If they do it like birds. I'll find a way. If they do it psychic style...I'll find a way.
What if the aliens are snails with pyrite shells?


I've got a stiffy thinking about it!
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Posted on 05-12-05 08:23 AM Link | Quote


so, ziff, if doing so means you die, you'll be fine with it too?
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Posted on 05-12-05 08:25 AM Link | Quote
Did anyone ever stop to think that if there is e.t. life out there, maybe they're not the advanced ones and we are? Sure it's a long shot, a very long shot, but it's still possible isn't it?

Although.............the thought of that being possible saddens me to no end.
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Posted on 05-12-05 08:31 AM Link | Quote
the probability that we are the top of the intellectual ladder i find very unlikely...and if we are the top of the intellectual ladder, i'd feel sad as well...

i wonder how close is the nearest life anyways?
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Posted on 05-12-05 08:33 AM Link | Quote
I've always wanted to nail a gorilla. So nailing a less evolved alien being would be the same thing...kinda...right?
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Posted on 05-12-05 08:39 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Legion
Did anyone ever stop to think that if there is e.t. life out there, maybe they're not the advanced ones and we are?

Although.............the thought of that being possible saddens me to no end.


Originally posted by Emperor Ziffatine
I've always wanted to nail a gorilla.


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Posted on 05-12-05 10:27 AM Link | Quote
You guys are having a field day with this one.

Alien sexes probably wouldn't be all that fundamentally different than you may think. Male and Female seem to work very well. Few advanced multicelluar/animal organisms on earth reproduce either hermaphoditacly, like snails, or by division, like some single cell organisms. Anything else is just clutter. What POSSIBLE role could a third gender play in reproduction? I'm not saying it's not possible, but it certainly isn't practical. Likely if there are aliens, then they would reproduce sexually like we do, only... way fucking different. Different fluids, different intercourse methods, different anatomy. With human luck, if a man tried to screw an alien their dicks would probably get burned off by female alien sex acid.

And gorillaz, ziff? Are you trying to say you like your women large, hairy, muscular, and of a dark complexion? o.-
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Posted on 05-12-05 06:08 PM Link | Quote
Sexual reproduction is really inefficient - at least the way it's done on Earth.

Millions of sperm are wasted each time. Not to mention the energy involved to create and release and copulate and so forth.

Just because it's the main means of reproducion on Earth doesnt mean shit. Every species on Earth evolved from common ancestry, as far as we know. One sexually-reproducing species may have been the ancestor of millions of current ones.

If there are alien lifeforms, there's a damn good chance they have a more efficient way of mating we can't even begin to imagine.

Of course, the aliens would probably still have at least one orifice, so all is not lost, Ziff.


(edited by Yiffy Kitten on 05-12-05 01:09 AM)
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Posted on 05-12-05 06:31 PM Link | Quote
More efficient, possibly, but the general concept (a male and female coming together and having sex) will probably be the same, though the means would be different. But who are we to say? Just because they are aliens automatically means they are better than us? For all we know they could have a MORE inefficient method. Like that crazy 3 sex concept.

A more efficent way would be a direct co-merging of DNA. This method may not require a species to have male and female, just someone for the DNA and pregancy to take place it (whoever decides to take the DNA, I would guess). Of course, if they don't even have anything like reproductive DNA that totally invalidates this idea.

Just being one sex seems kind of boring. We are defined by sex, and entire male and female sub cultures have developed becase of it. What the hell kind of world would a single sex dominant alien race have? Would there be less wars from less inner conflict?
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Posted on 05-12-05 08:16 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Emperor Ziffatine
I've always wanted to nail a gorilla.


You know that it can be interpreted in different ways, right? XD!

I want one of those snails as a pet. And I
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Posted on 05-12-05 08:35 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Fettster
Originally posted by Emperor Ziffatine
I've always wanted to nail a gorilla.


You know that it can be interpreted in different ways, right? XD!

I want one of those snails as a pet. And I
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Posted on 05-12-05 11:11 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Bit-Blade
There's no way in hell we could bring these snails up here without killing them).
You'd be surprised.

Hell, I could probably do it myself. All I'd have to do is modify a pressure cooker just right, and make sure to have the proper minerals in a salt water solution of the proper concentrations...

Of course, I'm being sarcastic, but it could probably be done easier than you think. If scientists can make particles travel faster than the speed of light, this should be a piece of cake.
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Posted on 05-12-05 11:53 PM Link | Quote
Well... I still say they would need at least three years. I doubt it would be something worth doing anyway, as it may be expensive. I don't think that replicating that kind of environment will be easy at all. It's more of a matter of the intense pressure (I think the site said something like 2'000 times higher than either the surface or the water at the surface?). Seems like more trouble than it's worth.

You're probably right, though. If they can even managed to reach that kind of environment in the first place, they should be able to recreate it in a lab. Still sounds dangerous, though. What if that stuff explodes? 750
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