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Lord Rahl Snap Dragon Level: 43  Posts: 739/792 EXP: 544657 For next: 20389 Since: 03-15-04 From: Temple of the Winds - Training Room Since last post: 43 days Last activity: 7 days |
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| (I mean, common principles and stuff, not really sex, that wasn't until.. well, never mind. I found this on some site I can't remember right now.) The messier it is the more fun it is. Explore everywhere, you never know what you might find. Share. Most things in the world will fit in your mouth, which has its good and its bad points. Sometimes it's the strangest-looking kid that has the best ideas Don't take off your clothes unless someone asks you to, or you'll get yelled at. Put things back when you're done with them, and zip carefully. Sometimes the best part is the nap afterwards. Just because one of the other boys has a toy that's bigger and shinier than yours doesn't mean that yours isn't good enough, unless it's broken or something. Some things are more fun in groups. The boy or girl who wants to be your friend only when you have candy or toys or stock options isn't the one you want. Wash your hands first. You have to be careful with hamsters, they break easy. If your clothes aren't muddy or wet or ripped or covered in paint or all four, you're not done yet. You can't always do what the people on the television can do, but it's okay, they're not really real, especially that John Holmes guy. Whouf. Make-believe is an important thing to know, whether you're being a fireman or an astronaut or a naughty maid. Barbie might be an anti-feminist symbol of repression and rampant consumerism, but her head pops right off so how tough can she be? Look around, there are always things to play with. You can never be bored when you have enough sofa cushions. There's always at least one kid who doesn't want to play, but likes watching everyone else play. They're creepy, but they're all right. No matter how strange, dangerous, or twisted a thing you can think up, you can always find someone that will try it. |
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Rainbow Yoshi Level: 30  Posts: 78/496 EXP: 159486 For next: 6383 Since: 04-08-05 Since last post: 14 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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| You have to be careful with hamsters, they break easy. What the hell is that supposed to mean? |
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Dracoon Zelda The temp ban/forum ban bypasser! Level: 84  Posts: 2842/3727 EXP: 5514391 For next: 147561 Since: 03-25-04 From: At home Since last post: 5 hours Last activity: 5 hours |
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| Are you trying to base this off of that one book along the lines of "Everything I needed to know, I learned in Kinderdarten"? | |||
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Lord Rahl Snap Dragon Level: 43 Posts: 742/792 EXP: 544657 For next: 20389 Since: 03-15-04 From: Temple of the Winds - Training Room Since last post: 43 days Last activity: 7 days |
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| I found all of this on a webpage I can't remember right now. I have no clue where the page author got the idea from. | |||
Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143  Posts: 9039/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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Originally posted by Lord Rahl Okay? So there are things that you can take off? And zip 'em too?  I know of one thing you CAN`T zip.  (edited by Trapster on 04-14-05 11:27 PM) |
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Steak Zora Level: 35  Posts: 434/507 EXP: 278751 For next: 1185 Since: 03-16-04 From: Ohio University Since last post: 195 days Last activity: 195 days |
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| Very amusing...but...hamsters...ugh...reminds me of a friend from high school...somebody goes walking by, and he'd suddenly say "So that's how you got the hamster out of your ass?" Sometimes the best part is the nap afterwards. |
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Jarukoth  IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79  Posts: 2727/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| This got a chuckle out of me. I still don't see what Barbie and feminism have to do with sex, though. Maybe I'm just missing something... | |||
Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 9319/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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Originally posted by Lord RahlAnd this is a reference to a certain urban legend. That isn't true anyway...  Originally posted by Lord Rahl...no comments.  |
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143 Posts: 9055/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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| No comments? I wouldn | |||
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Steak Zora Level: 35 Posts: 441/507 EXP: 278751 For next: 1185 Since: 03-16-04 From: Ohio University Since last post: 195 days Last activity: 195 days |
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Originally posted by Trapster |
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alte Hexe Star Mario I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night Alive as you and me "But Joe you're ten years dead!" "I never died" said he "I never died!" said he Level: 99  Posts: 3617/5458 EXP: 9854489 For next: 145511 Since: 03-15-04 From: ... Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| Dayglo Abortions Hide The Hamster Well Billy is a boy who has a few ideas of his own He has a habitrail maze with 35 hamsters in his home He takes them to the disco where everybody loves him They cover them with neet and wash them down so they are nice and clean Then yank their teeth and pull their claws and dip the little rodents in vaseline They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses [Chorus:] And they all sing oho oho hide the hamster They dance around on the dance floor From each shaking ass hangs a twitching little tail The hamsters last abut five minutes And their death throes bring the dancers They shoot their wads together dead hamsters up their asses Each hamster has an orgasm at the very instant of its death So each person grabs a straw to feltch their partner's asshole of the sperm They all have habitrail tubes stuck firmly up their asses It wouldn't be too bad if it WERE a myth. But it actually happens  |
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neotransotaku Baby Mario 戻れたら、 誰も気が付く Level: 87 Posts: 2900/4016 EXP: 6220548 For next: 172226 Since: 03-15-04 From: Outside of Time/Space Since last post: 11 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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i want to hear that sung...  these are interesting--if you think about it, everything said in english could probably be interpreted sexual |
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 4206/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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Awesome.  (But not that hamster part... )Originally posted by Steak LMAO! |
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alte Hexe Star Mario I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night Alive as you and me "But Joe you're ten years dead!" "I never died" said he "I never died!" said he Level: 99 Posts: 3622/5458 EXP: 9854489 For next: 145511 Since: 03-15-04 From: ... Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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| A brave adventure, lies for you ahead Hurry onwards lemmiwinks Or you will soon be dead! |
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Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 9341/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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Originally posted by SteakOriginally posted by Trapster |
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143 Posts: 9085/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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| No shit, Kitten Yiffer. I never would have guessed. Mmm, whipped cream. |
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Vyper Bit Level: 26  Posts: 70/256 EXP: 100094 For next: 2181 Since: 03-15-04 From: Final Fantasy Fire Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 7 days |
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Originally posted by Kitten YifferOriginally posted by SteakOriginally posted by Trapster |
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143 Posts: 9094/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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Kles Red Paratroopa Level: 21  Posts: 103/171 EXP: 44517 For next: 5426 Since: 10-02-04 Since last post: 62 days Last activity: 45 days |
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| Awesome. Good find, Lord Rahl. | |||
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Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 9351/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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Originally posted by VyperEh, belive me. I thought on something even more disgusting than... that. |
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