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Posted on 04-09-05 12:07 AM Link | Quote
Duck lays eggs under tight U.S. security

hmm...It's funny but at the same time, infuriating since tax money is used--but that's life

Duck Chaney

EDIT by Yomi: I don't know where these '& # 3 4 ;' things are coming from, but it's starting to piss me off.


(edited by Yomiko on 04-10-05 05:08 PM)
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Posted on 04-09-05 12:33 AM Link | Quote
Duck Cheney is actually a good name for that mallard.

Nice that they
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Posted on 04-09-05 01:34 AM Link | Quote
Hmmm, I recall mallards' eggs generally taking around 17 days to hatch, not 21... But eh... Point is, yeah this is bizarre.


(edited by Kyouji Craw on 04-08-05 08:41 AM)
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Posted on 04-10-05 07:41 AM Link | Quote
WTF? Why exactly are they protecting this duck?

It knows too much...
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Posted on 04-10-05 05:44 PM Link | Quote
You know, I think that someone has trained it to get information from there.

Maybe it has a small bomb in one of those eggs.

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Posted on 04-10-05 08:19 PM Link | Quote
I would imagine that's possible (the bomb in egg thing) from what the duck will do. I mean, if you sneak a completely different type of egg in to the nest while the mother duck is gone (say, a goose egg), she'll think it was hers when she gets back... But if the secret service has been guarding this thing I really doubt anyone got the opportunity to do such a thing.


(edited by Kyouji Craw on 04-10-05 03:20 AM)
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Posted on 04-10-05 08:24 PM Link | Quote
I was drunk last night, and I'm not that much of a fucking retard.

Spending thousands of dollars to protect something that I would love to eat.
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Posted on 04-10-05 08:27 PM Link | Quote
Mallards aren't meat ducks, though. They're wild.


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Posted on 04-11-05 02:43 AM Link | Quote
At least it's not my tax money. And I really doubt that they money they would waste on that duck would be that much.
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Posted on 04-11-05 07:22 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kyouji Craw
if you sneak a completely different type of egg in to the nest while the mother duck is gone (say, a goose egg), she'll think it was hers when she gets back...

Why am I just learning this now? *runs off to buy exotic eggs and a video camera*
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Posted on 04-11-05 08:09 AM Link | Quote
Just don't have it be bird-eating lizard eggs. Birds are cool.
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Posted on 04-11-05 10:06 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Kyouji Craw
Mallards aren't meat ducks, though. They're wild.


If you can kill it, you can eat it.
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Posted on 04-11-05 10:15 AM Link | Quote
Wait, you don't even have to kill it first!


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Posted on 04-11-05 07:05 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by HyperHacker
Originally posted by Kyouji Craw
if you sneak a completely different type of egg in to the nest while the mother duck is gone (say, a goose egg), she'll think it was hers when she gets back...

Why am I just learning this now? *runs off to buy exotic eggs and a video camera*


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Posted on 04-11-05 08:02 PM Link | Quote
Ziffski: Yeah, but it won't taste nearly as good.

Trapster: You bastard. That's just cruel. Ducks are cool.
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Posted on 04-11-05 08:07 PM Link | Quote
I didn
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Posted on 04-11-05 08:14 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Trapster
Donald Duck is cool.
Left alone because nothing I say could possibly make this any more hilarious.
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