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Anya The Exile Ultima Mezcla de Yin Yan Level: 98  Posts: 4509/5337 EXP: 9530313 For next: 124040 Since: 03-15-04 From: South Florida Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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Aw shit, not again.  1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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FreeDOS Lava Lotus Wannabe-Mod :< Level: 59 Posts: 1300/1657 EXP: 1648646 For next: 24482 Since: 03-15-04 From: Seattle Since last post: 6 hours Last activity: 4 hours |
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hehe...  Should add: 13. You need identification? There's a picture of me on CNN.com! |
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Cruel Justice XD Level: 55  Posts: 764/1384 EXP: 1253266 For next: 60923 Since: 03-20-04 From: Darkwoods Penetentiary Since last post: 11 hours Last activity: 7 hours |
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| -I swearz to drunk I'm not god! *hick!* -Stop that man! He's stealing the donut truck! -Wow! You gained weight since the last time you pulled me over! -Look! I made a donut for you! *points at the tire mark* -Suey!!! -Is that your night sick or are you happy to see me? -Do you know any spanish? The guys in back can't understand me. |
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Apophis Red Super Koopa Level: 45 Posts: 411/882 EXP: 640255 For next: 19909 Since: 03-15-04 Since last post: 15 hours Last activity: 15 hours |
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| when the officer asked me if I had any idea how fast I was going, I said, "No. The numbers don't go that high." | |||
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Anya The Exile Ultima Mezcla de Yin Yan Level: 98 Posts: 4514/5337 EXP: 9530313 For next: 124040 Since: 03-15-04 From: South Florida Since last post: 2 days Last activity: 2 days |
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| Suey!!! Best answer to a cop's question....ever. |
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MobleSprout Shyguy Level: 17  Posts: 63/91 EXP: 21215 For next: 3528 Since: 03-15-04 From: Philly Since last post: 26 days Last activity: 26 days |
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| You forgot a good one. "Excuse me sir, I'm off to put this bullet into the president. You don't know me! You don't know me!" |
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Jarukoth  IRRATIONAL EXUBERENCE!!1! Level: 79  Posts: 2664/3194 EXP: 4402011 For next: 177456 Since: 03-17-04 From: New Jersey, U.S.A. Shoes: Yes. Since last post: 8 days Last activity: 1 day |
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| Guy #1: Hey, I smell bacon. Does anybody else smell bacon? Guy #2: Yes, I definitely smell a pork type product of some kind... |
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Jesper Busy, busy, busy. Level: 69  Posts: 2265/2390 EXP: 2856000 For next: 13743 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden. Since last post: 176 days Last activity: 79 days |
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| Where's "I'm too stoned to be drunk."? | |||
Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143  Posts: 8649/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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Originally posted by Anya By some reason I recognize number 9.  This thread has been posted before, right?Number 12 made me burst out with laughter.  If someone responded like that when I was in the car I |
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Kitten Yiffer Purple wand Furry moderator Vivent l'exp����¯�¿�½������©rience de signalisation d'amusement, ou bien ! Level: 135 Posts: 8975/11162 EXP: 28824106 For next: 510899 Since: 03-15-04 From: Sweden Since last post: 3 hours Last activity: 4 min. |
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| I remember seeing this TV program where they caught some people who had a full lab in their backseat. A lab to make amfetamin. The excuse they had? "We bought it at a antique shop". |
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alte Hexe Star Mario I dreamed I saw Joe Hill last night Alive as you and me "But Joe you're ten years dead!" "I never died" said he "I never died!" said he Level: 99  Posts: 3420/5458 EXP: 9854489 For next: 145511 Since: 03-15-04 From: ... Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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Hey, officer, I paid good money for this ho. Either she finishes the job...Or you do  |
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Ran-chan Moldorm eek, when are they going to stop growing... Level: 143 Posts: 8659/12781 EXP: 35293588 For next: 538220 Since: 03-15-04 From: Nerima District, Tokyo - Japan Since last post: 12 hours Last activity: 12 hours |
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Originally posted by Kitten Yiffer Did the police believe it?  I hope they did because it |
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NSNick Laidback Admin Level: 85  Posts: 1983/3875 EXP: 5895841 For next: 2699 Since: 03-15-04 From: North Side School: OSU Since last post: 9 hours Last activity: 1 hour |
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| There's always the classic: "I'm not as think as you drunk I am, Officer." | |||
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HyperLamer <||bass> and this was the soloution i thought of that was guarinteed to piss off the greatest amount of people Sesshomaru Tamaranian Level: 118 Posts: 3975/8210 EXP: 18171887 For next: 211027 Since: 03-15-04 From: Canada, w00t! LOL FAD Since last post: 2 hours Last activity: 2 hours |
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-What noise? There's nothing in the trunk.  -Hey, you look like that guy in the picture next to my girlfriend's bed... -Why are you asking, don't you know why you pulled me over? -Duuuude, your badge is shiny... -Not my fault the plates are out of date, go bug the guy I stole it off! -I smell donuts... Need a mint? -Sorry I was speeding, I need to get to the bank before the security guard's shift starts. -Geez you people are disorganized. You already have my license from yesterday! -If you rip up that ticket, I can hook you up with some nice MP3 players... -No, of course I didn't throw drugs out the window when you were chasing me. Why would I waste them like that? Originally posted by MobleSprout Dale Gribble, isn't it?  You'd be amazed what you really can get arrested for saying though.  |
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Cornellius Buster Beetle Level: 33  Posts: 197/460 EXP: 224182 For next: 4997 Since: 06-04-04 From: Sherbrooke, Quebec, Canada Since last post: 3 days Last activity: 10 hours |
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| '' Do you know where is the Donkin' Donuts ? '' '' Man, I was rollin' on the road when the road turned to the left man ! I haven't been quick enough ! '' '' Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp ! '' '' Hey, it smeels pot ! Errrrrrrrr wait, it's me ! '' '' mmm, will it be a boy or a girl ? '' '' Man, watch out for the holes on the road ! I'm almost dropped my beer ! '' '' Hey Mark ! Wassup ? '' (edited by The Devil's Vomit on 03-31-05 03:30 PM) (edited by The Devil's Vomit on 03-31-05 03:32 PM) |
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