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Clockworkz

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Posted on 03-28-04 12:44 PM Link
Example:
Pussyfoot: verb. To fool around; act childish. Ex.: He pussyfooted around like a fool.
noun: A horrible, disfiguring disease of the foot. Ex.: I would have fucked her, only she had Pussyfoot.

(edited by Clockworkz on 03-28-04 02:46 AM)
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Posted on 03-28-04 12:50 PM Link
Lol... i like what word pussyfoot...
another def could be: A disease that requires the use of open-toed shoes.....


Ok heres one....
Prick....

You can prick your finger....
but DONT finger your prick, no no!
Clockworkz

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Posted on 03-28-04 12:56 PM Link
Birnuts - heard it, can't use it in a sentence due to severe fatigue.
Birnuts - Another dehabilitating disease.

Cottonballs - soft, fluffy lumps of cotton, used to swab.
Cottonballs - the final disgusting phase of Birnuts

Tossed salad - I delectable assortment of mixed vegetables served in a bowl.
Tossed salad - A freshly licked ass hole.
Did I spell birnuts right, or is it spelled beernuts? cause that's even worse.
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Posted on 03-28-04 01:49 PM Link
Ok.... with the Carlin impersonation fest over.... shall we think of any origional content now?
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Posted on 03-28-04 08:18 PM Link
Ass could mean a donkey or your rear end.
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Posted on 03-28-04 10:45 PM Link
Shit real crap or just a whole lot of damn useless stuff.
Clockworkz

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Posted on 03-29-04 02:16 AM Link
Sure.
Screw: A small spike with an outdent on it encompassing the shaft until it reaches the tip. Used for making holes.
Screw: To fuck.
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Posted on 04-08-04 09:23 PM Link
Cock on a rock. Its a bird.
Cock on a rock. Enuff said.
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Posted on 04-09-04 01:29 AM Link
cock full O'nuts- some sort of coffee brand
cock full O' Nuts- do i really need to explain


Sentence- damn, those cock full O'nuts sure do make you alert
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Posted on 04-09-04 02:08 AM Link
Woodpecker: A bird that eats bugs in tree bark.
Woodpecker: What's in Pinochio's pants
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Posted on 04-09-04 05:40 AM Link
Originally posted by paradox
cock full O'nuts- some sort of coffee brand
cock full O' Nuts- do i really need to explain


Sentence- damn, those cock full O'nuts sure do make you alert
It's chock full of nuts, not cock full of nuts. Which can still be viewed as lewd, but not as much.

Oh, and a titmouse is a type of bird.
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Posted on 04-09-04 06:14 AM Link
Cracker could be a nice bread type snack or a racist term.
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Posted on 04-09-04 04:35 PM Link
A Creamed Bun is a very tasty delicacy round these parts, but in the US it would mean something quite different

Smoking a Fag - Having a cigarette or a derogartory term for performing fellatio on a homosexual.
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Posted on 04-11-04 02:34 AM Link
Pack of fags- Pack of smokes
Pack of fags- group of homosexuals


Dike- an artificial watercourse
Dyke (sounds the same)- a lesbian
Clockworkz

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Posted on 04-11-04 02:40 AM Link
Meat tenderizer: A poweder or hammer used to soften up steak or lamb or pork.
Meat tenderizer: What your vengeful ex uses if you try to have a "fuck-and-make-up" session.
<(OWIEE!)
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Posted on 04-11-04 04:38 AM Link
Angry Dragon: A mythical beast with a temper
Angry Dragon: hehehehehe
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Posted on 04-12-04 11:19 PM Link
Paradox - The "Clean" version of "Dyke" is spelt the same, I should know I lived near one
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Posted on 04-13-04 03:08 AM Link
Not always in American English, Elmo.
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Posted on 04-20-04 10:17 PM Link
boo u suck
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That was a pointless bump. Try not to do it again. Consider this a warning.
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