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Cruel Justice

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Posted on 03-04-05 02:55 AM Link | Quote
What would you do if you had an exact replica of yourself?

Personally, I'd kill him before he kills me and find some way of fooling him. Or I'd try to trap him somewhere and make sure he does'nt come near me. It would be really hard to get along with him that's for sure. I know he'd try to punch me or do something evil as I would.
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Posted on 03-04-05 03:08 AM Link | Quote
Harvest it for decent organs when mine become stuffed through various abuse...

Course, I'd prefer that they just clone me the organs I need rather than make a whole clone me...
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Posted on 03-04-05 03:11 AM Link | Quote
I' wouldn't clone myself once.

I'd do it several times.

Several THOUSAND times.

and then take over a small continent by driving its inhabitants out through screaming WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY at the top of our lungs.
Kles

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Posted on 03-04-05 03:16 AM Link | Quote
I don't know. Use it as an organ person, I guess.

Valcion: You BETTER hope that you have good control over it!
Ranko

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Posted on 03-04-05 04:02 AM Link | Quote
Who says I don't already have one? :\
Darth Roflbbq

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Posted on 03-04-05 04:41 AM Link | Quote
I think I'm a failed clone of my brother, IE almost the same, but slightly different, but EVERYONE mistakes us. Literally, whether it's sports physicals to going to the grocery store (which is right next to the rental store, so...).

But srsly, I'd use them for domination/organ donation/target practice. The latter would have to be done in private, or else there might be a revolt.

No one wants a revolt.
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Posted on 03-04-05 04:41 AM Link | Quote
Things I would do with my clone:

1) Get opposing tattoos. Not quite sure where and of what.
2) Long ass sparring sessions.
3) ................
4) Profit!
Banedon

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Posted on 03-04-05 04:42 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Ranko
Who says I don't already have one? :\


I think you ARE the clone...

I would be scared to death of my clone, if I had one...everyone would think the clone was me, no matter what it did. It's like that one Calvin and Hobbes thing, with the duplicator cardboard box.
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Posted on 03-04-05 04:42 AM Link | Quote
I'd kill it, let everyone think it was me, then show up at the funeral and yell "SURPRISE!!"
Ranko

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Posted on 03-04-05 04:42 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Banedon
Originally posted by Ranko
Who says I don't already have one? :\
...I think you ARE the clone...


You would think wrong.
Banedon

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Posted on 03-04-05 04:44 AM Link | Quote
Does that mean you're the original?

I remember you saying once that 1249 was your original user ID...
Ranko

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Posted on 03-04-05 04:45 AM Link | Quote
It is and I am.

But then the other one would say she's the original. It's a pretty vicious cycle.
Banedon

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Posted on 03-04-05 04:54 AM Link | Quote
My old ID (1118) doesn't exist on the new board...and I think my current ID was an inactive user on the old board.

My PureZC ID (1045) isn't anyone on the old board, and is an inactive member on the new board.
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Posted on 03-04-05 04:54 AM Link | Quote
This reminds me of one of the Canadian computer commercials a year or two ago - you know, the ones where you can pay $1/day for a new PC and have everything paid off in 7 years or so. Anyways, the techno song playing in the background has a chorus saying "Do you really want a clone?" and it's a direct ripoff of "Better Off Alone". Right.

Anyways... I'd want to have fun so I'd have the clone do my homework and that for me. Wouldn't give it an actual job but I'd figure out a use for him when the time came.
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Posted on 03-04-05 04:59 AM Link | Quote
Ranko does bring up a valid point though...what if your clone thought it was the original, and that YOU were the clone? Would the clone be like a robot, or would it have emotions like a human?
KATW

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Posted on 03-04-05 05:06 AM Link | Quote
Id treat it like a brother, annoy the heck out of everyone I know twice as fast(Im already ahead of schedule I think, I need to check.), steal peoples sanity... and... other stuff that doesnt make sense.... because it would be fun

But then, Its like having another brain to stuff the useless info I dont want to remember in school Yay memory pod!
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Posted on 03-04-05 05:22 AM Link | Quote
Match minds and play chess for an infinit amout of time... Followed by video games and then eventually me killing him because I hate me.
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Posted on 03-04-05 05:24 AM Link | Quote
Everyone would kill them. There are much more useful uses.

Think. Several clones of self. Unreal Tournament lan party with self. Fun.

Or just be able to get shit done x times as fast, which would be pretty kickass too... like having multiple jobs and raking in tons of cash and spending it on going to visit places
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Posted on 03-04-05 05:31 AM Link | Quote
I think I would develop a deep loathing for my clone. I look at myself in the mirror and see fear and evil, so that is probably what I'd see if I saw my clone.

I would probably kick it in the nuts, kick him in the nuts again while he's down to keep him down, kick him in the nuts again just for fun, then gas pedal him.
Keitaro

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Posted on 03-04-05 05:47 AM Link | Quote
Well...I wouldn't have to record seperate tracks of me playing the drums, guitar and keyboard, thats for sure but I would probably try to freek people out first. Show up behind them and be all "whats up?", then have the clone behind them and be all "damn you're slow", then have me come again somewhere else, say something witty, and eventualy cause the person's intellect to implode...that or take over mexico. I wouldn't kill the clone, I'd be too guilty but um...if this clone was female, THEN what would you do? hm? HM? I'm not going to answer that. Trust me. You want it this way.

edit: NO. it's not THAT. if you were thinking THAT. I meant more for the purposes of having people fall for a female version of me only to find out it was just that. Yes, I'm that sadistic


(edited by Keitaro on 03-03-05 09:12 PM)
(edited by Keitaro on 03-03-05 09:13 PM)
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