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Posted on 02-24-05 04:25 AM Link | Quote
You can get to the "About" page, but only if you're lucky (the space is mabye 2 pixels wide and very sensitive)

Damn, that is bad though
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Posted on 02-24-05 07:13 AM Link | Quote
Thank god I lied about the blink tag.

I'd consider you a danger to mankind if you didn't.

"WELCOME TO OUR EXPLOSIVE WEBSITE!" -> Oh dear God. No wonder he had to give up the business.
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Posted on 02-24-05 07:20 AM Link | Quote
He wanted that to blink AND scroll you know.

There was a java fireworks thing on one page too, that came opened up a nearly fullscreen applet that just made fireworks go up and explode.... over and over.

There were noises too. The noises were the sounds of firecrackers going off. It was a background sound, but we managed to convince the guy that it only needs to play ONCE.... course, we only managed to do that cause we told him that he wants the customers to hear his flash firecracker buttons when they click on them..
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Posted on 02-24-05 07:28 AM Link | Quote
.....I don't want to know how many web design laws that page would break. I'd love to run it through one of the standards checkers to see how many flags it throws up.
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Posted on 02-24-05 10:14 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Colleen
.....I don't want to know how many web design laws that page would break. I'd love to run it through one of the standards checkers to see how many flags it throws up.

File:  	index.html	
Encoding: 	windows-1252	
Doctype: 	HTML 4.0 Transitional	
Errors: 	48

File:  	about.html	
Encoding: 	windows-1252	
Doctype: 	HTML 4.0 Transitional	
Errors: 	47


(edited by Xkeeper on 02-24-05 01:14 PM)
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Posted on 02-24-05 11:49 PM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Smallhacker
Better example


Yuck! At first I only saw a while background with the green text on.

And don
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Posted on 02-25-05 01:32 AM Link | Quote
that site isn't so bad--i could actually read the text without highlighting--when you have to highlight text to read a webpage, it deserves to be deleted
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Posted on 02-25-05 02:07 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Trapster
Originally posted by Smallhacker
Better example


Yuck! At first I only saw a while background with the green text on.

And don
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Posted on 02-25-05 02:54 AM Link | Quote
How hard is it to understand "your internet is fast; lots of people don't have that much speed yet"?

I'm all for having high/low quality website selections, but come ON.
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Posted on 02-25-05 03:45 AM Link | Quote
It was hard to explain anything to this guy.

Every time I couldn't do something (stupid) that he wanted due to standards, or web fonts, or image filesizes too, it was that I was "unprofessional" or "incompetent" too. My flat out refusal to put a 500x500 animated gif on the page was met with the response "Why not? I thought you were a professional, this is professional stuff! Maybe you don't have the right tools for the job or something..."



Actually, thinking about this makes me angry.
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Posted on 02-25-05 04:24 AM Link | Quote
I prefur these sites to Outwar, which will rape your computer with spyware and adware.
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Posted on 02-25-05 05:15 AM Link | Quote
Someone actually asked me to do a site, but I said I was expectant. To be honest I didn't know that much HTML, just basic HTML and how to make a simple page with frames and tables. T_T

Althought the pages I have done so far are so simplistic, I don't like too messy sites myself so I tend to go the google approch. Even if not in a such great way...
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Posted on 02-25-05 08:11 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Nebetsu
I prefur these sites to Outwar, which will rape your computer with spyware and adware.


Don't use IE.
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Posted on 02-25-05 08:21 AM Link | Quote
Originally posted by Nebetsu
I prefur these sites to Outwar, which will rape your computer with spyware and adware.


Hmm... funny, it does absolutely nothing to my Mac.
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Posted on 02-25-05 08:59 AM Link | Quote
Taryn, I'm perfectly certain that you could use the insanity defense if you were have to murdered that guy in the process. The courts would be sympathetic at your actions.

At least, I would be if I was the judge.
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Posted on 02-25-05 10:41 PM Link | Quote
Just looking at that website makes me angry and annoyed.
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