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1. Alastor the Stylish
Agent Firebert: I left my old graphics card lying around after getting a better one. My sister asks what it was, then if she could have it. I spent 30 minutes explaining how hers was better than the old one I had, and then quit because I didn't want to dumb down words to explain.
Agent Firebert: She asked if I could "do that thing I do with the melty pen"(solder) the two cards together.
"This has to be one of the funniest damn things I have ever read.

Kyouji, you are a total and complete jerk. Never change." ~ Glyph Phoenix
If you haven't gotten Little Fighter 2 yet... Why the fuck not?
Marlfox788AIM: bringing up nazis?
Marlfox788AIM: that makes this a very hitler or miss conversation >_>;
Kyouji Craw: Y'know, before I played advance wars, I thought artillery meant the same as infantry.
The 1337 Cube: Before I played advance wars, I...wait, ha ha, you're really stupid.
03-15-04 02:26 AM 7620 114 16258468
2. Anya Orginal Join Date: Nov. 2001
Orginally put on staff: March 2002

Care to know more, than ask...but I know you won't. No one does. Well, save for a few, and I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
03-15-04 01:29 AM 5337 98 9530313
3.   neotransotaku



I'm the kid in your class who sits by himself. You know who he is and what he says when people ask questions. But when he says something, you don't bother respond back because he is an idiot when he speaks.
03-15-04 03:02 AM 4016 87 6220548
4. KATW Proud owner of 2 VGF coins

I got a Gold medal in the 2004 posting olympics... YAY.

"Koopa

Affected by 'Reinfors Syndrome' +"

Yay!

"Guess who got view 1234567?"



Random tidbits or randomness >_>

Registered on 11-05-03 at 9:17 PM...

Lost threads... 86'd on 8/6

I... play... trombone!

03-15-04 05:53 AM 3959 86 6087979
5. Dracoon Why is it people want to know about me? What could you possibly [b]WANT[/b] to know?

Right now, I'm almost 16, and I don't believe in any religion, and I only believe in the human mind. I believe anyone is capable of anything if they try, and that if people really, truely, believe, they can alter reality. I doubt anyone could do this though, or has a need to do this. Anyways, I don't care, my belief, or faith, is unimportant.

I listen to heavy music to drown my thoughts, always my thoughts always there to confuse, anger, depress, or even hate me. I let my mind wander usually and I've been suffering in school lately because of this, but I hate to concentrate, because I start to think about everything I've done wrong. I've done nothing really wrong in my entire life, I've done bad things, because I was ignorant, or wasn't thinking, but I've never done something truely wrong. I've wondered why I punish myself when I know this, and I can't over come it now. Thus, I drown it and hope for stability while having a good time.

People often say I'm annoying because of some of my qualities. My sudden lack of attention or suddenly becoming angry. I make 180 turns in personality sometimes, and when I can focus on one emotion, its always anger. I hate people who do things I don't like, but I know I can't do anything to them, because no matter what, if I get someone to the point of almost being hurt, I will stop. Because of this, I've never thrown a punch at anyone. I've never aimed a kick meant to hurt, and I've never put someone in constant pain. I'm not a pacifist, I just am unable to put someone else in pain. I've been in pain myself, plenty of times, usually due to me not putting others in pain. Having an arm feel like its going to break for over an hour is not something I'd like to see anyone else go through, and in truth, I couldn't see it happen to anyone and would have to stop it.

I stopped flinching a while ago. Everyone I know who tries to scare me is never able to now. If they hit me, I get hit, I'll get back up. I can't stay laying down after being knocked down. I've also never been beaten hard enough to pass out.

Self preserverence is still in me, no matter what. I will always eat when I'm hungry and drink when I'm thirst, but I still don't think I could allow someone else to be shot in front of me. I'm not selfless, I just couldn't see someone die in front of me, making me a coward. I might be remembered as a hero if I was shot saving someone, but what would be the point? Someone would've died anyways, I just made it so I didn't have to see it.

I've never been in love. I thought I was once, but I was wrong. I don't understand what love is, and I've stopped caring. One day, I might find a woman I can spend the rest of my life with, but I know it won't be love.

Lust; however, is something everyone feels. I don't act on lust, and keep it in my mind for only a short period. Never will I act on lust, and many people in my school tried to throw a homosexual lable on me. I never reacted to this, and they eventually shut up. I don't care what others think, this is my existance after all, why should they have a say in it?

These are my thoughts, and nothing about me. I'm human, and I hate myself more than anyone. I don't hate myself in a "I'm going to cut my wrists and bleed to death!" way, I think of myself more as "You judge people and yet you have some many flaws. If you saw someone else do this, you would want to hurt them, but you won't hurt yourself or anyone. Shut up, sit down, and think about why you're wrong."

My mind doesn't accept reason, and I'll continue to let it until I die. Maybe one day, I'll learn what everything is and see why people can stand to hurt others and do bad things, but for now. I'll have to stay as I am and hope that I won't hate myself forever.
03-25-04 03:56 AM 3727 84 5514391
6. Toxic KRANG! You hear that? That's the gong of change I'm ringing and it's reverberating through these musty halls with the force of ten typhoons and a hundred hurricanes. The minute you turn me loose in this place I am going to hit like an earthquake measuring ten on the Bolton scale. Do you know the Bolton scale? That's like 5 times worse than the Richter scale. I am going to start off with Kofi. I am going to slap that bitch so hard on his face that the representative from Madagascar is going to feel it. He'll be offering oil for fucking bandages and ice packs and shit.



People back at the WH (that's WHITE HOUSE for you ingrates) call me The 'Stache and this blinding white mustache is going to launch a thousand flying elbows off the turnbuckle. I am going to climb up into the balcony and come crashing down on Burkina Faso's translator like a man-shaped sack of bricks. You smell that Omar Ventissi? That's your ass getting COOKED North Carolina Barbecue style. No fucking tomatoes in the sauce, bitch.



I am going to roundhouse THE SHIT out of Mahbub Ahmad's sternum. He runs the UN website and it is full of CHICKEN SPLAT. Fuck this globe shit, there needs to be a big picture of my red face up on that website to remind everyone in the UN just who this whole dog and pony show is about now. I killed a dog once with a stare and ponies? I break their necks like dry sticks and then suck out their gizzards. Do ponies even have fucking gizzards? Wrong answer, Agriculture and Livestock Committee Liaison Robin Herring. Ponies have fucking gizzards as of this moment because I say so and if you don't believe me you can take it up with my friend here. His name is Blowstoyourclavicle, first name Hammer.




Hah, what did you say, bitch? You run your mouth some more and it's gonna win you a race to the grave.


I will BURN YOU DOWN.

The 'Stache wants, nay - demands, an entire wing in the commissary. I'm so hungry I could eat a tree. I have eaten trees. Just snap them in half with my - did I mention that I file my teeth? I tell my wife it's to open CD cases and envelopes, but I do it because I want to bite the faces off of the entire Chinese delegation. All of my life, all of that orthodontia, for one crimson moment. Can you see me there, Xian Liao? My eyes glittering in the shadow like two wet spheres of hate? I don't need to see you, I can smell your piss-pants terror from half a mile away. You reek of impotence. I am going to unhinge my jaw and swallow me a couple of long-pigs. You are going to be a part of me FOREVER. The delegation from Timor-Leste can watch you thrash and distend my gullet. I'll wash the taste of your lies from my mouth with your pitcher of pure American water. How thoughtful, someone put a slice of lemon in it.



Do you like the show Timor-Leste? I'm sorry, I didn't bother to learn your names or even identify you as individual human beings because Timor-Leste is worthless. Less than worthless. There will be no more lay-abouts like you now that I'm running things. You're all fired and when I say fired I mean it in the same way the mafia fires people. Your diplomatic passes have been revoked and I have just notified the head of security to escort you from the building. Now, who is the head of security? I guess these scraps of Carman Livingston's name tag wedged between my needlelike incisors means that I'm the new head of security. Mustache rides, five cents.



Oh yes, change is coming to the United Nations. The top ten floors of the UN building are going to look like a beehive that someone threw into hot lava. No one is even going to notice that they burned up because I am going to be ramming their noses into all of this BULL SHIT that has been piling up.



Let's talk specifics, ladies. Let's talk UN "resolutions." That's where you guys decide to do nothing or worse than nothing and the world turns into a big pile of crap. Here are some of the weak sauce you fags have been cooking and let me tell you how I am going to fix them.







59/263 - Situation of human rights in Myanmar

Bolton Says: Fuck Myanmar. Myanmar can eat my ASSHOLE. Myanmar can slide into the ocean or the desert or whatever abyss is adjacent to it unless the situation of human rights there is that the humans are making some righteous computers for cheap that can be exported to first world countries.



59/261 - Rights of the child

Bolton Says: "Rights of the Child," what the Christ does that even mean? What child are they talking about? I'm not reading through a 40 page PDF to figure out they mean some mud baby eating flies in Nigeria. I'm changing this one to "RESOLUTION: FUCK ABORTION." If anyone kills an unborn baby then The 'Stache is going to cut a swathe through the entire General Assembly with a wood ax.



59/256 - 2001-2010: Decade to Roll Back Malaria in Developing Countries, Particularly in Africa

Bolton Says: I'm gonna roll back some sleeves and develop a couple knuckle sandwiches for the General Assembly over this one. Sorry Africa, 2001-2010 is the Decade of Bolton Rocking Your Fucking Face.



59/253 - United Nations University

Bolton Says: Just what we need a school to teach people to be worthless faggots. I'm starting the University of Hard Knocks and when you don't know how to do math or some shit I am going to bust through a window on a rappelling rope and bury a climbing spike in your throat. BOOYA! Class is in session!



59/202 - The right to food

Bolton Says: More like "the right to be lazy." I swear to god the next time I see some Welfare bitch buying Fruit By the Foot or Cadbury Cream Eggs with foodstamps I am going to burn this whole world to a cinder. You don't get food for doing nothing. If you can't even afford to eat then you shouldn't be allowed to live. Potato skins are like 5.99 at Bennigans. They're totally shit but who can't afford that, I mean honestly here people use your head for a change.



Are you getting the picture yet? No? Let me draw you a picture to explain the NEW ORDER of the UN.



Get it, CHUMPS? This is my town now. It's my WORLD and you guys are just renting plots. Unless you want me to bury you like a dead cat then you are going to suck it up and obey my every command. Now that we've settled that, let's get to uniting.
03-15-04 01:39 AM 2857 75 3732709
7.   Super Sion

"Walking this road,
Without you,
To remake forgotten promises and meet you at roads end.

Faded Memories,
Reconstucted Memories,
A dream - a dream of you,
In a world without you.

The dream I see in the world without you,
Torn dream, like a memory from the far past,
I'd like to put it together,
With you..."

03-15-04 05:56 PM 2472 70 3002513
8. Smallhacker I'm Smallhacker and/or any of the following:

Rom Hacker
Programmer
Computer Geek
Mathematics Geek
Sience Geek
Student
Video Game Player
Swede
Comic Maker
Flash Animator

In my spare time, I like to play computer games, make computer games and come up with ideas for computer games.

I can program in the following languages:

Blitz Basic
Some C programming
HTML
Some Action Scripting (Flash)
And maybe some others that I forgot about...

Favourite food: Quarter Pound Cheese, Chicken McNuggets (both of them with an extra large French Fries)

Favourite drink: Coke (addicted to it... almost...)

Favourite boards: ACMLMs

How to contact me:

1: Send a PM
2: Email me (thesmallhacker@gmail.com) [NOTE: New address]
3: Contact me on MSN Messenger (thesmallhacker@hotmail.com)
4: Contact me on AIM (SmallhackerMIG)

Here's a picture I made of myself:


Acmlm's Board Mosts awards:
Most helpful (Summer 2005)

Semi-annual SMW hacking awards:
Biggest contribution to SMW Hacking (Summer 2005)

Weeh! I made view # 3331000 since the restart! What's the odds of that?
I also made view #4000000! Woohoo!
I've also made view #6060000. It has to be worth something. :P
03-15-04 07:19 PM 2273 68 2647223
9. Clockworkz Best Senior Quote of the Graduating class in my school:

1st place: "It just keeps getting herder..." -Dick Guzinia

Runner up: "Here comes the sun, doo doo doo doo, here comes the sun."



it's hard to be human:
here we are, saddled with 4 1/2 billion years of biological legacy, essentially designed to live short, aggressive and violent lives on the plains of the serengeti, but yet forced to be good, contemporary citizens. life is hard for everybody. we're all trying to eke out an existence in unbelievably confusing circumstances.
given our biological inheritance i think that we need to be more tolerant of ourselves and more tolerant and compassionate in our dealings with others. the standards that we have for human behaviour are at times noble, but at times quite absurd. we're genetically designed to be lustful, aggressive, gregarious, productive creatures, and it can be a good thing to hold ourselves to high community standards of behaviour, but we need to deal with ourselves as who and what we are, not just what we think we're supposed to be. the last thing in the world that we need to do is judge and condemn each other. i can understand locking someone up if they're violent, but i can't understand judging that person without compassion and tolerance. if you have a five year old child that likes to kick cats you don't abuse him and lock him in the basement and tell him what a horrible person he is. obviously you talk to the child and try to get him to figure out why kicking cats is not such a great thing to do. and you recognise that he's kicking cats not because he hates cats, but because he's expressing something that he feels and can't otherwise express. abuse begets abuse, compassion begets compassion. i'm not advocating a soft approach to criminal, violent, or anti-social behaviour, rather i'm advocating an enlightened and realistic approach to our human-ness. locking a criminal up in a horrible place and making them feel like shit is neither a compassionate nor a culturally expedient way to deal with the situation. it's also not taking into account the fact that we're all essentially guilty of the same things. if i had been brought up in a different environment that was abusive and only reinforced violence and aggression i'm sure that i would have turned out differently. so how can i condemn someone and judge someone who was raised differently from me? i can, with justification, prevent someone from hurting someone else, but i can't comprehensively condemn them for it. we're all saddled with a violent biological and cultural legacy, it's just that some of us have the skills and upbringing to deal with it.
in most cases people just aren't aware of the effects of their actions. you can't take a creature who has spent the last couple of million years reproducing and fighting and living a short and difficult life and then plop them in a suburb and ask them to enter data into a cpu and expect them to be well adjusted and fine. we're supposed to be out chasing and being chased, eating and being eaten. nothing in our genetic lineage has prepared us for most of what we deal with on a day to day basis. if you took a penguin from antarctica and put him in a corn field in mexico would you be surprised if he got sick and died? same thing with us humans. for the last million years we've, for the most part, lived in tight communities and led urgent and vital lives. we're not designed to be slothful and indolent suburbanites.
i'm not advocating a rejection of modern conveniences, but i am advocating an acceptance of what we've inherited and what we are as biological humans. christ took pity on us and had compassion for us, so why can't we try to have understanding & compassion for each other?
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one problem with cultural conservatism:
to put it simply, and it's not a problem that only conservatives have, conservatives very often confuse (or conflate) ethics and aesthetics. when gertrude himmelfarb lambasts our (as she perceives it) 'amoral', 'sexually deviant' and 'polymorphously perverse' culture she is primarily responding to something that she finds culturally foreign and threatening.
i agree with her that values are oftentimes a good thing, but only when they are born of an ethical and pragmatic perspective, not an aesthetic one.
the conservatives want a seemingly neat and compartmentalised society wherein stable appearances are maintained and archaic cultural archetypes are adhered to religiously. i grew up in a world of rigid cultural archetypes. i grew up with white businessmen going to office buildings while their wives stayed at home and their kids went to school. or, more accurately, i grew up with alcoholic adulterous businessmen who lived culturally insular lives while their wives took sedatives and smoked cigarettes and vented their frustrations on their kids, and these same kids took reams of drugs, got abortions, drove drunk, and victimised the weaklings. i grew up in what most conservatives would consider a utopia; lots of money, prestige, cultural cohesion, and good conservative values.
but their values were in fact aesthetics, and maintaining these aesthetics ruled and ruined their lives. almost everyone in this suburban bourgeoisie system hated their lives, but because they had been brought up to worship these aesthetic myths they felt that to question them was an admission of personal failure.
what are these myths? they're old and platitudinal but i'll trot them out again: that money makes you happy, that society is right, that poverty is bad, that maintaining convention in every aspect of your life is the ultimate good, that aberrance from these ideas is sin, etc.
i'm not going to say that the polar opposites of these clich?s is true, that would be one of the failings of the radical left. i believe that for the most part these criteria are irrelevant. money can make life easier, but it can also make life miserable. poverty can be bad, but it can also be fine. convention has some good points and some bad points. what it all comes down to is a flexibility that should allow for the well being of the individual without compromising the rights of other individuals.
when conservatives trot out their litany of evils -- homosexuality, single parent families, multiculturalism, etc, i'm always left asking 'why?'. if people are happy being gay then what's wrong with that? it may be a lifestyle that's aesthetically different from what we've been brought up with, but so what? and single parent families? better a loving single parent family than a 'conventional' family wherein the parents hate each other and the father is a demagogue.
one reason that we have such a wide variety of alternative lifestyles is that the conventional lifestyles that the conservatives champion are often quite flawed and restrictive.
restrictive mores can be terrific when applied to peoples' violent impulses, but restrictiveness is terribly unhealthy when it's used to get people to conform to arbitrary social archetypes. this restrictiveness can make people feel inadequate and inferior and it needs to be done away with.
if someone's gay, let them be gay. if your son wants to marry a black woman (or white or yellow or jew or muslim) then let them. we need to love each other and support each other even if we choose to live in alternative but harmless ways. obviously if your son is a rapist or a wifebeater or a child molester then you need to question your support of his actions & values.
i'm not championing a retreat from responsibility. i believe that personal and social well being is built upon a foundation of hard work, loyalty, honesty, diligence, respect, tolerance, and other good 'values'. but it doesn't matter what the cultural manifestation of the values looks like. it can be straight or gay or male or female or white or black or anything so long as it's respectful of others and makes the practitioner feel well.
so my advice to cultural conservatives (and others) would be to cultivate an approach to values that's based on principles rather than aesthetics. i would also say that any pronouncements on the values of others, especially pronouncements veering into the pre-scriptive realm, need to be cautious, pragmatic, logical, and not just the typically hateful and reactionary vacuities that we've grown so accustomed to.
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if you look at the course of western history you'll see that we're slowly granting basic rights to everyone. a long time ago only kings had rights. then rights were extended to property-owning white men. then all men. then wymyn. then children. then the mentally retarded. now we're agonizing over the extension of basic rights to homosexuals and animals. we need to finally accept that all sentient creatures are deserving of basic rights. i define basic rights as this -- the ability to pursue life without having someone else's will involuntarily forced upon you. or, as the framers of the constitution put it, the ability to have "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness".
by what criteria can you justify denying basic rights to any living thing? realize that by whatever criteria you employ someone could deny basic rights to you if they objected to your species, sexual preferences, color, religion, ideology etc. would you eat your housecat, or force a mentally retarded child to ingest oven cleaner? if not, then why is it ok to eat cows and test products on sentient animals? i believe that to knowingly commit actions that cause or condone suffering is reprehensible in the extreme. i call upon you to be compassionate and treat others as you want to be treated. if you don't want to be beaten, imprisoned, mutilated, killed or tortured then you shouldn't condone such behavior towards anyone, be they human or not.
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somehow i've ended up on the mailing list of the christian coalition. i receive their fund raising letters fairly regularly, usually written by pat robertson. it's important to know your enemy, and i consider the far right christian coalition to be my enemy. should i mince my words and try to be conciliatory? maybe that would be diplomatic, but it would not be honest. the christian right makes me sick and here's why:
1) they are dishonest. masquerading pro-business, pro-greed, racist, sexist, homophobic bigotry under the banner of 'christianity' is disgusting. as far as i can tell their agenda has no foundation in the teachings of christ, and as far as i can tell the leaders of the christian right only proclaim themselves as christians because it's a politically expedient way to further their warped agenda. so although they claim an interest in furthering and preserving 'christian culture' it's all just a ruse to restructure the world according to their narrow-minded social aesthetic and at the same time protect and increase their wealth.
2) they prey upon people's weakness. we live in very unstable times, socially and economically. many people are eager for some sense of stability and the christian right preys upon this. rather than encourage people to go forward with open minds and a compassionate approach the christian right urges its followers to scapegoat the easy victims and focus on trivial or irrelevant issues. how is fighting gay rights and blocking multicultural education going to benefit anybody or meet people's needs? the agenda of the christian right is anachronistic and irrelevant and by forcing it upon the fearful and the unstable they are doing a great deal of harm.
3) they are shortsighted. one of the first steps in dealing with any set of problems is prioritizing. you don't worry about fixing the gutters on your house if your house is on fire. likewise you don't worry about gays in the military or immigration when the basic environmental and existential needs of the people are not being met. people eat terrible food and lead miserable lives and breathe carcinogenic air and drink polluted water. we are poisoning this planet and ourselves. if you were god what would upset you more, bare breasts on t.v or the destruction of healthy and beautiful ecosystems? i agree that people would be better off if they were more spiritual, but not in the capitalistic/status-quo way that the christian right promotes.
4) they tend to be hateful and judgemental, both of which are anathema to the teachings of christ. christ said quite specifically, 'judge not lest you be judged.' i challenge the christian right to work out their own salvation in fear and trembling and not worry about the supposed sins of others. hate, violence, judgementalism, bigotry, homophobia, and misogyny are all ugly things, but for me they're particularly ugly and upsetting when they're attached to the name of christ, whom i love. humility is a healthy and wonderful thing and something that seems to be in short supply within the ranks of the christian right. christ preached love and humility and compassion, not hate and judgementalism. my message to the christian right would be to put aside any part of their ideology that is hateful or judgemental and go forth in a spirit of love & humility. if you're going to base your life on the teachings of christ, then do so. the world could use some true christians. the world doesn't need any more hate and blame and violence, especially not in the name of christ.

All essays copyright by Moby. Don't steal them. Except me. Because I can and did.

03-15-04 05:46 PM 2002 64 2188320
10. Sukasa Nanaimo RockS!




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:: how nintendo are you? ::


This is my personality:


You are Windows 98.  You're a bit flaky, but well-liked.  You don't have a great memory, but everyone seems to know you.  A great person to hang out with and play some games.


>Who are You?



02-06-05 05:47 AM 1981 57 1446921
11.   knuck 03-15-04 04:10 AM 1818 62 1894574
12. Tamarin Calanis twilightRO:
It's dead.

Diablo 2 Lord of Destruction:
Account Name: TCalanis
Characters:
Chibot (Paladin)
CalinSilvereye (Druid)

If you want to add me to your friend list in D2, I don't care, but it'd be nice if you tell me your account name so I know who the fuck you are when you send me a message.

Dark Throne:
Thelyn, Elven Assassin
Mastermind of Star of Darkness
Slayer of Assholes, Idiots, Fanboys, and Gibberish Names

Maple Global: (All on Bera)
Kapopo, Cheveyo, SirKutan, LadyCalera. Spear Warrior, Dagger THief, future Sword Warrior, Bow Archer.

Gunbound
Cheveyo - Double Metal Axe
Guild: StatWhor
07-12-04 09:29 AM 1802 59 1672751
13. windwaker
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[16:36] windwaker: http://menshealth.about.com/cs/genetics/a/micro_penis.htm

[16:36] Cheveyo: I get the feeling the url says everything I need to know. >_>

[16:36] windwaker: XD









[16:36] Xkeeper: him in a nutshell

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[21:25] AreyKefka: no, there are no I.E. faithful who visit the debate boards

[21:25] AreyKefka: I.E. faithful are too stupid to visit "smart boards"

[21:25] windwaker: you're wrong

[21:25] AreyKefka: I.E. faithful hang around the craziness domain

[21:25] AreyKefka: <_<

[21:25] AreyKefka: >_>

[21:25] windwaker: there're Republicans on there

[21:25] windwaker: there must be IE faithfuls

[21:25] AreyKefka: LOL

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[17:00] Xkeeper: SM63 DS is teh woot.

[17:00] windwaker: ?

[17:00] Xkeeper: I love the minigame musics :D

[17:00] windwaker: 63? :P

[17:00] Xkeeper: yeah, 63

[17:01] Xkeeper: bootarm.

[17:01] windwaker: oh, okay

[17:01] Xkeeper: Er, leg.

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[20:43] Xkeeper: stpid



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[21:11] Dark Lord Ziff: I'm making GTA Amish Village

[21:11] Dark Lord Ziff: With missions like...

[21:11] Dark Lord Ziff: "Ride thine horse to Jebediahs...Once there taketh an egg without asking Jebediah"

[21:11] Dark Lord Ziff: "Commiteth a sin today.Thine shall not read 5 passages. Thy shalt read 3 passages of scripture today"
03-15-04 11:20 PM 1797 61 1860597
14.   Nebetsu 09-01-04 02:13 AM 1574 55 1291130
15.   Banedon If I rated you, you can probably disregard it. Any rating of members that I did was in about May of 2004. Things have changed since then. 03-15-04 02:13 AM 1408 55 1291380
16. Dylan 06-19-04 05:53 AM 1407 54 1181697
17. BMF98567 Acmlm's Board Mosts 2005! 03-15-04 11:53 AM 1261 53 1094149
18.   Sofie banan.















03-15-04 01:43 AM 1210 52 1028812
19. Kwan WTFFFF!!!!??!???? 03-15-04 02:12 AM 1137 50 937111
20.   ExKay 03-15-04 07:38 PM 1114 50 908268
21.   Zem If you need to contact me, go by my AIM name or email address. 06-13-04 11:51 AM 1107 49 829398
22. Xkeeper 2.0




I am 9% loser. What about you? Click here to find out!

You are .mpg You live life like it was a movie.  Constantly in motion, you bring pleasure to many, but are often hidden away.

Which File Extension are You?




beef whistle!

00:18:38 AM | * @HarrOn blows the whistle

00:18:52 AM | WELCOME TO WARP ZONE

00:18:56 AM | 8">

Ergh, Zcf went down again. I'm currently getting an Acmlmboard ready for it...

All I have done are a few PHP URL edits and updating some of the images to use more color. :P
03-15-04 02:17 AM 1091 49 880818
23. KawaiiImoto-e IT'S A REAL ACTION FIGURE
Mario VS. Donkey KongMario VS. Donkey Kong
Mini-Mario toy! It walks! It talks! It says, 'Mama mia!' Mini-Mario NEW! Each one comes in its own crystal ball! Collect one, collect them all! Be the first one on your block to own the amazing new Mini-Mario toy! Hurry, before they're all sould out! Hurry - buy one, buy them all!Mini-Mario toy! It walks! It talks! It says, 'Mama mia!' Mini-Mario NEW! Each one comes in its own crystal ball! Collect one, collect them all! Be the first one on your block to own the amazing new Mini-Mario toy! Hurry, before they're all sould out! Hurry - buy one, buy them all!









If you were on a battlefield right now, versus everything...
Name
Gender
Age
Lover or a Fighter?
Fight for good or evil?
Battle Cry
Weapon of Choice Reliable six-shooter
Appearance Uniform, flying using telekenetic powers
Your Battle Cry... Strikes fear in the hearts of men and beast
Foes slain upon first strike: - 100%

What you fight Doppelgangers
You fight.... Because nobody else will
This Quiz by Ferggs - Taken 82151 Times.

New! Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz





Yep, that's me.

Disclaimer: Nothing is really directly owned by me. Parallels to existing characters, persons and other things are mostly intentional and to be regarded with sarcasm.



A Fanfic written by KawaiiImoto-e



Melody's Revenge



Prologue



The weather is freezing cold in the Bainkhala Mountanrange in southern China.

The Guide is not in his cottage, and therefore not enjoing the warmth of the fire nor a hot cup of tea.

So he's not able to witness, how two shapes fastly approach the cursed training grounds of Jusenkyo.

He is indeed on a much earned vacation. Enjoying the hot rays of the caribian sun, watching his daughter having fun in the sea.

Thus he could not warn those unlucky travelers, warning them from the slumbering danger of the valley.

But doesn't anyone ignore him anyway?



The soon to be cursed ones reached the veally in, obviously in a great haste. Wearing strange clothings, they may be pursued by the locals 'cause of that.

Following them is not a outraged mop of chinese citicens, but a thenfold more outraged young adult, approaching at high speed.

The apperant couple is looking for something to hide behind. The next best thing for that is a cottage on the other side of the valley, and the hundreds of little springs with bambooboles sticking out of them.

So they try to haste trought the valley, along the spring, and aware of the danger presented by them.

The girl stumbels while fleeing with her lover from the outraged straight in a nearby spring. Her Lover tries to get a hold on her, but she's allready being draw in the deep waters.

The young man is watching the bubbles in the spring, calling his lovers name, whilest the outraged young woman is approaching him carfully and shouting at him, calling him names.

He goes in a standard fighting stance feeling confient to beat her.

She just stops on a somekind save spot between three springs and looks at him showing his lack of skills in any martial arts.

He stumbels over his own feet and lands with his face on the floor, she takes advantage of this situation and holds him in a headlock.

Suddenly something eruptes out of a nearby spring, speeding past them. Startling the outraged girl enough, to locker her grip on him, he uses the hole in her defence to shove her in the next best spring, and then fleeing in the opposite direction the thing run.



A head emerged from the waters and it's eyes looked over the valley, taking everything in.

As the valley was clear of more dangers, a humanoid shape climbed out the spring, freezing in the cold air, feeling the danger of the place, and carefully leaving the valley, it's tail wailing behind.



End Prologue



Chapter 1



Sibylle Ranko Tendo, Goddess 1st Class, Unlimited, competend for Details, Head Ministress of the Ministery for Public Transportation and Electricity. Champion of the annual Creativity Tournament and Debugress par excelence, is known for many things, but not liking the cold.

She was freezing, on her way to her turn on guarding the grounds. She doesn't like it, nobody likes it, to guard the cursed training grounds of the valley of Jusenkyo in the Baikhala Mountain range in southern China.

And there was only one thing she hated more than being in the freezing cold.

Being late.

And being late she was, over a day overdue. Should had arrived yesterday, but due to some distress and mostly the mood of the chief administrator, she had to fix things in the system, thus making her late in her shedule.





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24. blackhole89 [ POSTLAYOUT V2.1b ]
SHOP.PHP'd ITEMS GET :P


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25. Sandy53215









Join me and ask questions about Christianity and have them answered!



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27. Teddylot Du nanana (tss tss) nana (tss tss) nana can't touch this! Teddy Time! 03-15-04 04:53 AM 851 44 606742
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03-16-04 02:45 AM 801 43 553639
30. SoNotNormal I'm working on a Yoshi's Island hack currently - in case you have some case of eye infection or something and didn't see it in my siggy for the last 200 or so posts. Yeah . . it's going well I guess. I'll release a demo every world up to world 3, and then I will finish it, and release the full thing.

IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BETA TEST, PM ME.
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I know. It's beautiful, isn't it?

ACS rankings:

September 2005 - l33t 12th place :D
October 2005 -.......17th........
November 2005
December 2005.

(more will come soon)

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31. Lord Rahl Member of Acmlm's Message Board.

Member of XeoGaming.

03-15-04 09:48 AM 792 43 544657
32. dan 03-15-04 02:12 AM 782 43 534516
33. Squash Monster Warning: Signed byte overflow ahead. Do not pass this point with a signed values with 8 bits or less.



Fear me, for I am the squash creature.



Random SMW ROM hacking board quote:

Originally posted by Kyouji "Kagami" Craw
1. Stop relying so much on FuSoYa and learn to mooch off of EVERYONE
03-15-04 05:43 AM 677 40 430507
34. tinzeee 04-02-04 12:34 PM 618 38 369695
35.   Dish Disch 03-15-04 02:15 AM 596 38 355646
36. LizardKing The WeatherPixie



03-15-04 02:16 AM 596 38 355646
37.   Apple There once was a kid named Apple. Apple was a strange little boy and he had a little crush on a goddess by the name of Sofie. Everything was going good in Apple & Sofie land until one day the evil and horrible Jizzy came along. With his superior intelligence and stunning good looks, he stoled Sofie away from Apple. Apple was sad but he kept on talking to Sofie and wooing her heart with his romantic side until one day....



Apple was deviated, his weak little mind quickly became depressed and thought up ways to free Sofie from Jizuko's evil spell but all attempts failed. Now he sits at home, staring at the pictures of Sofie on his walls, while he throws darts at Jizuko's, and ponders up new ideas to win the women of his dreams ^_^

~ My Most Awards (August 2004) ~
2. Cutest guy
39. Best Nickname
14. Shadiest
24. Most Changed
42. Best photo album (thread) picture
46. Most likely to be driving the car
50. Get together (Me and Sofie)


"Cutest Kid Contest" (July 2004) - Third Place
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38. Slash Dafter 04-04-04 07:50 PM 584 38 338934
39. Magikoopa Myster Whenever you see this:



Be afraid. Be very afraid. VERY afraid.
12-01-04 03:58 AM 553 34 238506
40. JR11 06-07-04 05:41 PM 533 35 278666
41. Setzer Okay. Some old screens.


I don't have many new screenshots, because most of what I've been doing isn't anything to do with how games are laid out. rather, how games are programmed. such as putting in an auto-charge option for megaman's buster in megaman 5. <3
04-22-04 07:59 AM 532 36 290182
42.   interdpth Programmer of PET, PATTED, ITED
Matt/interdpth/neko -mattchan/ idiot/ etc
I am a member of M3inc and Helmetedrodent ph33r me now. >>


LdngNOW: romhacking is not religion - so it's not about believeing. change that value and you have proven you can edit it
LdngNOW: in any case you can do anything
03-20-04 09:10 AM 527 36 294398
43. Parasyte 05-25-04 05:52 AM 514 35 267348
44.   Tanookirby 05-09-05 09:51 PM 509 30 152637
45. Steak

My life is rated R.




Hey...they call me Steak. I'm a double major at Ohio University (whose current frontpage is a horrible insult to the insitution, considering that we're now nationally acclaimed); my degrees are English: Creative Writing, and Geological Sciences. And I've already heard the smarmy remark you're gonna write books about rocks for a living enough times; please don't throw that at me again.

My main hobby is fencing...probably something not heard very often. Specifically, I fight the Duello style. Detailing differences between Duello and Olympic would leave most a little blearly-eyed and groggy...if curious, send me a PM, or IM. I'll get back to it...sometime.

I have recently learned that Fuji apples and extra-sharp cheddar go together very nicely.

I can't think of anything else at the moment.
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46. SePH 06-23-04 01:54 AM 459 33 219339
47. Weasel Meh... 03-15-04 02:33 AM 454 34 236444
48.   Black Lord 03-15-04 05:31 AM 453 34 235639
49. geeogree 03-16-04 01:56 AM 448 34 231583
50. Felix 04-03-04 11:10 PM 422 33 208347
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